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What is DYLAN?
Dylan is a name given to the young of genetically superior sex Gods. It was used by Dinosaurs to convey a bursting of sexual energy in noise form. Legend has it that every Dylan is created by the compression of pure sexual energy from a collapsing star transubstantiated into manpecs, muscle tissue and all around testosterone fuelled alpha male. Dylan is the Phoenician term for making blood rush to the groin. A Dylan will cause all woman to engage in the mass sensation known as the super penis complex - a serious medical condition, to this day there is no cure. This may sound too hard to attribute to one man but a Dylan is no a Deity whom has transcended the realm of sexual dominance so exerts a metric fucktonne of sexual dominance onto women, in such a manner that if it wasn’t for these women releasing so many sexual endorphins to the point of an estacy like feeling that their mind would melt in awe of the Dylan’s sexual prowess. A Dylan’s structural perfection is so extreme that he exists as the cosmic entity of sodemy and the universal alpha. The Dylan humbly accepts the mantle of stainer of the bedsheets. If Dylan was a car, he would be a red convertible going from 0-60 in under a second with a big titty woman lounging on the bonnet in nothing but a leopard skin thong. It is man’s eternal plight to be more Dylan, as tribal man flexed his muscles to the sky and in return Dylan has made all sexual fantasies hegemon to the imagination of those of his name. Be more Dylan.
Man one: See that guy over there.
Man two: No I only see naked women rolling around in a ball.
Man one: Exactly that is a Dylan’s work.
Man two; Hey, my wife and mother are in there!!!
Man one: Same here, and our marriages were rock solid, it’s beautiful.
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DYLAN - what is it?
The sweetest guy you will ever meet, he'se been through a lot of shit but has a heart of gold. He has lost of friends and loves to hang out and joke around with them. He has the softest hair in the world and the bestest friend and boyfriend you could ever ask for. He is perfect in every way and everything he does is perfect. Hese very adventurous and has a lot of ambition. If you ever find a flat rock at a beach you should give it to him because Dylan's are very talented in many ways expectially at skipping rocks. Dylan's have a deep love for pizza and apple juice. Dylan's eyes are the prettiest shade of blue and you can get lost just looking in them. If you every come across a Dylan keep him close to your heart because they are rare and very special.c
When I met Dylan it was love at first sight.
What does "DYLAN" mean?
A person that can be childish at times, and is great ato messing things up, but would never try to hurt the girl he likes.
That guy is such a Dylan
DYLAN - what does it mean?
The one guy who's a complete ass and yet you feel comfort when he's next to you. Dylan is that one friend who makes the most retarded jokes, has weird inside jokes and has the carefree vibe about him. The friend group he is apart of is weird and you wouldn't understand it unless you were in the group too. He has mental dificulties and that can rub off on people. He speaks about it openly though and isn't afraid to say he has depression. When he thinks something is wrong, he says something. He may seem happy at times, but pay close attention and you can see the pain in his eyes sometimes. You'll have to know when to leave him alone and when to talk to him with only little clues within his tone and his body language. If you happen to fall in love with him, you'll have to learn quick otherwise he could give up. Don't let him.
If he's your brother, you're damn lucky. He's always teased and made fun of you. No matter what. It was joke after joke made to insult you. He did that to toughen you up. You've learned to fight back cause of him. You might even be a mini him. It may seem as if he doesn't care for you but the moment something bad happens, he'll run to you, get their number and say a simple line. "Don't worry bout it." And take off. He would do what he does best: Protect you.
Dylan isn't perfect but he's damn amazing. He's strong and cool. An ass but protective. Emo and reserved. But quite open when you're his friend or lover. Don't ever let him go.
Sibling:Fuck you
Dylan: who? What's their number?
Sibling: Uhm. What are you gonna do?
Dylan: Don't worry bout it *smirks*
DYLAN - meaning
A man with an incredibly huge penis. Legend has it that his penis caused the big bang
"Where is Dylan"
"Just look down his penis is so big it wraps around the world, we can trace him"
DYLAN - definition
Person 1: hey do you know dylan?
Person 2: yeah that hoe stole my microwave but he’s a decent guy.
DYLAN - slang
Dylan is a boy who's ego is strengthened solely by the presence of a positive definition about his name on UrbanDictionary.
Oh my god, he's such a Dylan!
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Dylan can be the coolest guy in the world or the biggest asshole, depending on how you take him. Dylan has a funny and a dark sense of humor that takes time to understand. There are people that wanna kill Dylan, and there are people be his bro. He can be an total backstabbing bitch, but that's how he is . Dylan can be known for getting along with strangers, being nice to them, or being a total jerk to them. Dylan is a brave and strong. He can be a leader if he wanted to be one. Dylan almost always has a plan B. He is a trouble maker but always finds a way out of it. The only times he gets in trouble is probably when he is getting ratted out by others. Dylan is not known for his looks, but people that do see that in him are people that wanna be with him for a long time. Don't get hooked on the fact that guys should break the ice. Dylan is different, he tends to act shy differently around girls he likes. Dylan can be a really sweat romantic guy if you give he the chance to be. Dylan has a soft side that very few people will ever see. You can see this side of him only if you get his trust. If you’re a guy good luck getting to this part of him. If you know a Dylan stay in contact with him because you will never ever find anyone like him.
Remember to hold on to Dylan because their is no one like him.
Hey Dylan!
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He is romantic, kind and caring, he loves playing video games and being outside but most inportantly, he loves the girl that he is dating, when he is dating a girl, he knows exactly how to treat a girlfriend, but it is hard for him to get one, he is bound and determined type of guy, ladies, if you find this guy. ... Don't ever let him go!
I love you Dylan.
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Dylan is the best person imaginable. He will first become your friend and then your best friend and then you will fall in love with him. You get so close to being together and then you will push him away because you don't want to ruin the incredible friendship you share, but then one day it will hit you that you're actually in love with him and you cant survive another day in your life without him. Once going out with a Dylan you will never have an unhappy day if it's spent with or talking to him. He will treat you like a princess and will make you feel so comfortable and amazing that you become dependant on him and you miss him every second you're not with him. You will make plans for the future and spend days laughing hysterically together, being completely in love with each other. He will phone you up if you're feeling sad and just one hug from a Dylan can make any sadness float away in seconds. A Dylan has an amazing tummy, amazing. if you're lucky enough to sleep over with him look out for the morning where you will see the best combination of bed hair and morning voice imaginable. You will trust him with your life because you know that nothing you tell him will go anywhere else if you don't want it to. Your relationship with him won't be perfect, but Never pass up the opportunity to be with a Dylan, unless you want to miss out on the best relationship you could ever imagine in your whole life. If you get a Dylan, keep hold of him, tightly. You won't regret it
Holy crap there’s Dylan he’s so hot!! Hey why can’t you be like Dylan? He’s so freakin sweet!!