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What is DJ KHALED?
The ultimate self promoter. He makes good beats but barely says anything in his songs. He always wants you to listen, but does not have alot to say. Anywhere you see him, either on tv or on a truck or billboard he will be sayin- buy my album.
Dj Khaled: Lisssttennnn
Me: im listening
Dj Khaled: We da best!
DJ KHALED - video
DJ KHALED - what is it?
A fat bozo that sits down, sipping champagne he bought with the money made by other people's songs he featured in while taking all the credit.
Or...
Someone who says they will be there when you need them but cannot be found when you are in a sticky situation.
Guy 1: Yo man, can you please help me study for the really hard test tomorrow.
Guy 2: Sure man, but I don't have time today but I can help you tomorrow morning before school. I'll be there for you.
Guy 1: Thanks man.
NEXT DAY, GUY 2 DOESN'T SHOW UP. GUY 1 GETS AN F- ON HIS TEST.
AT LUNCHTIME, GUY 2 SHOWS UP.
Guy 1: Now here you are! Man, you DJ Khaled me so hard, thanks to you I got an F-!
Guy 2:
What does "DJ KHALED" mean?
The goofiest motherfucker ever and is the biggest disgrace to the Palestinian community. Therefore we are passing him off to the israelis
DJ Khaled is my favorite palestinian celeb! bro stfu we don't claim him.
DJ KHALED - what does it mean?
My penis is dj khaled size
DJ KHALED - meaning
Someone who always seems to be around but never actually does anything. A DJ Khaled will always be there to use you for his own needs, but when it comes time for him to help you out he is nowhere to be found. You'll know if you're hanging around a DJ Khaled, because he'll start saying things like "we the best" and "we takin' over" all while he really isn't the best at anything. DJ Khaled's often have no real skill, but instead profit off of others and "advise."
1. Tom: Isn't it funny how John is always tagging along with our group, sitting in our study sessions and eating, but he never actually does any work? He's always with us, asking for money, putting his name on all our group assignments, eating our food, but if there's a problem he'd be the last one to help out or offer up any solutions.
Bill: Yeah I know, John is a DJ Khaled.
2.
Brad: Alright, now Sean, you write the song. Bill, you make the beat. Jim, you go get me some coffee. Josh, you shoot a video. Brian, you get Drake on the hook.
Sean: while we're doing all of this, what will you be doing Brad?
Brad: Oh, I'll be advising, making sure everything goes smooth and turns out right in the end. I need to make sure that we have the best possible product that we possibly can. See, I pride myself in being amazing, because we the best! I have the keys to success, and I have the best team who is going to take over all the ghettos around the world! You so smawt, you so loyal! Don't ever go against the hand that feeds you!
Josh: Brad, shut up you DJ Khaled! You just want to use us for your own personal gain without actually doing anything! Why should we be loyal to you? So you can make money off of us without actually having to do anything yourself? I don't think so!
DJ KHALED - definition
Can i have a dj khaled off your joint?
DJ KHALED - slang
The act of not reciprocating after someone goes down on you.
Guy " I just spent 15 minutes muffing you and you won't return the favor, are you really going to Dj Khaled me like that?"
DJ KHALED
One of the most annoying motherfuckers out there
DJ Khaled: WE DA BEEEST
nigga stfu you annoying
DJ KHALED
An idiot who just shouts his name over other people's music and makes all the money off it and dances like a douchebag in all the music videos
" DJ Khaled just made a new song"
"No he didnt he just said "WE DA BEST !!" over there song"
DJ KHALED
The type of guy to put his name on top of the presentation just because he shifted the keys off of the computer. Mr DJ Khaled, a guy shouting "Weight Watchers" for the past decade even though I bet he must have not lost even 5 pounds since then, resides in one of the most expensive sprawling estates in Miami, has made his earning by combining two or more people on a track, make em sing songs and then Mr Khaled continues to make money/leeches off of the artist's talent. He does not have any talent whatsoever rather than shouting his name on records which he himself has not put any effort ,talent since he is incapable of that. He says his music is 'THE BEST' even though it sounds worse than lil pump, He literally has a company named 'WE THE BEST MUSIC", more like we the WE THE TITS MUSIC. The guy has TITS bigger than a whale's cunt. The guy's ego is bigger than the person who found the solution for breast enlargement. He is so cringe that if there was a cringe-meter besides Titty khaled, the meter would blow up more than the atom bomb dropped on Hiroshima. Even though his music is more mediocre than my academics, the guy has the audacity to sue billboard since his mediocre album was #2 rather than #1. He literally thought his album was better than Billie Eillish's. And..... that's it folks. OH, he also dances like a bull frog.
RICK:WHY SHOULD I PUT YO NAME IN MA PRESENTATION?
DJ KHALED: HEY, I AM THE ARAB OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, MAKE MONEY OF THEM BLACKS.