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What is DINGLEBERRIES?A peice of shit that hangs fromyour ass hairs Oh i cant get that dingelberry from my ass DINGLEBERRIES - meme gifDINGLEBERRIES - videoDINGLEBERRIES - what is it?A dingleberry is when you take a dump and som of the shit sticks to your ass hair! Often wiggles around. "My Grandpa keeps galning about dingleberrys, what's that?" "That's disguisting" What does "DINGLEBERRIES" mean?A person that is a pain in the rectal regions. I hate Justin Bieber's music, he is such a dingleberry. DINGLEBERRIES - what does it mean?A piece of dried and hardened turd that is suspended from one's ass hairs. They dangle freely and gracefully like wind chimes and form into many small clusters of brown crusty nuggets. It is formed when a person is expelling fecal matter and said person improperly wipes his fudge tunnel leaving the turd entangled in the jungle of ass hairs. Complications from having dingleberries are unwanted skid marks and irritating itches. They must be removed manually which may cause some pain and discomfort primarily because the ass hairs that are encrusted to the dingleberries are plucked right out of the pubic follicles. Failure to remove them may result in creation of an unbearable stench and infestation of bacterial growth accumulating all around the anal region and reaching parts of the gooch. Because of David's incompetence, his dingleberry got bigger and bigger until it stuck out of his undergarments. People walked by and commented on his shitbrick. DINGLEBERRIES - meaningA delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers. My wife tells me that I need to wipe my ass better because my dingleberries are making my underware a nasty mess, however I like the idea of her down in the basement doing laundry and cleaning up my foul nasty underware. DINGLEBERRIES - definitionEnglish slang name for a penis. Less offensive that cock, dick, or prick, it's used by mothers when talking to very young male children, or by blokes talking to their doctor who feel a bit of a prick using the word penis. "Doctor, I caught the end of my dingleberry in my zip; it's very sore and still bleeding a bit." DINGLEBERRIES - slangthe ultimate comeback! you can die from this. it's the worst insult you can be called! Vanessa: You are such a dingleberrie! DINGLEBERRIESSpock needed to tear off a piece of toilet paper for his next mission - elimination of the dingleberry orbiting the black hole. DINGLEBERRIESA smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts. *Plink* DINGLEBERRIESWhen wiping your butt with cheap toilet paper, pieces of cheap toilet paper catch/cling to anus hair(s), therefore having berries that dingle from your butt. If you use that generic toilet paper, you'll get dingleberries. |
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