What is Cruncher?

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

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Cruncher - meme gif

Cruncher - video

Cruncher - what is it?

Hypothetical device they have at the post office to mangle your mail with.

Man! They must have sent this through the cruncher like twice!

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What does "Cruncher" mean?

crunchers are a mans balls

a ball flew straight into joe's crunchers

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Cruncher - what does it mean?

To take a shit.

I had just enough toilet paper left for my midnight cruncher.

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Cruncher - meaning

Short for "granola cruncher"

Chris: Why is Jan buying a used Civic instead of a new Prius?
Jo: Because she's a pragmatist, not a cruncher.

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Cruncher - definition

n.- an object that has been crumbled or crunched up into little pieces
v.- the act of crumbling or crunching something up into little pieces.
adj.- used to describe something that has been crumbled or crunched up into little pieces.
v.- the act of kicking somebody's ass because they did something stupid.

1. God damnit Mikey, ever since you threw those Oreos everywhere there are little crunchers all over the place.
2. If you don't pick up those Oreos right now I'm gonna cruncher your ass.
3. God damnit Mikey, those Cheese-its you put in my pillow case are all cruncher now.

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Cruncher - slang

To shove at least one cup of cereal up you lady's coochie, pour in some 2% milk then have her crunch it up so you can drink it out.

My gf has bright orange pubes that add to the flaor, sweet little irish firecrotch.

Crunchy cereals especially those with granola in it as well work best. Try not to swallow pubes

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Cruncher

Ugly wench, people who you'd rather break into a million pieces than touch.

She's a cruncher.
She's crunchers her.

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Cruncher

An enthusiast and volunteer participating in one or more large public distributed computing projects (eg SETI@home).

"The stats show that DataMuncher501 is no longer an active cruncher"

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Cruncher

Older person whose bones crack and creak as they move.

Can’t believe I am kinda attracted to that Cruncher who beat us in ping pong.

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