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What is Croc's?

Made by humans, for humans, to prevent humans , basically they're condoms

Hey sexy wanna come to my place. No you have crocs

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Croc's - what is it?

The most BADASS fucking thing in humanity.

"Gotta put these crocs in 4 wheel drive"

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What does "Croc's" mean?

When the girl in class who thinks she has a boy wears crocs to school, she'll sit where the boy can see her feet, then slip out of her crocs so she's only in socks for a while. at least, until the bell rings.

boy: hey you know I don't actually care about either your crocs or your feet right???
girl: *pretends not to listen, starts slipping one foot out again*
boy: * secretly watches her anyway*

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Croc's - what does it mean?

those stupid brightly coloured neon shoes everyone wears...well, not as much anymore....everyone wore them 2 years ago, it was quite the fad.....they are neon rubber shoes that cost $0.50 to make and sold for $50.

look at that....another idiot kid wearing those stupid crocs.

that store is making a killing selling crocs....but boy are they ugly

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Croc's - meaning

The ugliest "shoe" ever made. Coming in a variety of fruity colors, it is a disgrace to see any male over the age of 8 (or under the age of 50) wearing them. Costing pennies to make, then marked up by about 5,000%, these "shoes" make you look like a dumbass.

1. If I ever buy crocs, please shoot me in my face.

2. I gave my crocs to a homeless person, but he threw them out.

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Croc's - definition

Yes, socks and sandals can get you beaten but, Crocs are one of the only possible things that you can wear that might get you murdered.

They're basically (out of fashion) rubber slip-ons covered with holes.

Student #1: "Dude! I just got the Nike Kobe IX EM 'Game Royal's!"
Student #2: "Ptf... They're probably not as 'SWAG' as my Air Jordan Retro 14's."
Student #3: "Um, hello? Take a glance at my Black Crocs, gentlemen."
Student #1: "You have three seconds to get the h*** out of here."

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Croc's - slang

the most ridiculous markup since bottled water.
bottled water puts a fraction of a penny worth of water in a 2 cent bottle and sell it for a buck. crocs, on the other hand mold a few cents of plastic with no water inside into something kinda resembling a shoe, then sell the damn thing for $30.

i almost respect the guy who came up with crocs.

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Croc's

The universal symbol of a man who has given up hope.

Aladeen: What's wrong with Crocs?
Nuclear Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!

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Croc's

quite possibly the ugliest but most comfortable shoes ever. everyone wears them from babies to old farts and rich kids to poorish kids. they are very heinous looking.

person one: ohmygaed...my home ec teacher is wearing the same crocs i am!!

person two: well thats your own damn fault. stop following the trends, idiot.

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Croc's

1. A Russian guy who likes crocodiles.
2. The opposite of a Sahi, usually referring to someone who is dirty and impolite.
3. A member of a Crocogang

Sahi: A Croc has captured me! What do they want from me?
A croc: We just want you to say shit. It's not that hard.

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