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What is Creationist?A person that believes that a supernatural, omnipotent being created all things in the same vicinity of time (1 week). Dr. Kent Hovind, Dr. Ken Ham, Dr. Jonathan Sarfati are all well known Creationists. Creationist - meme gifCreationist - videoCreationist - what is it?Weak-minded people with an extremely weak (or no) faith. Their real belief in god is so WEAK, that they must rationalise their belief in god by turning their back on science. They also "literally" accept the bible as fact and reference the "book" of Genesis to support creation. However, their arguments fail because they forget which book of Genesis to reference (is it the first book or the second book of creation)? Rather than say, well science and God work together, they have to cling to a false and failed belief in the literal nature of a document corrupted and manipulated for centuries by the hands of man. They argue and fight, but unfortunately forget the motto WJGAFF - would Jesus give a flying fuck? Teacher - "Fossils are geological records of life on earth spanning billions of years." What does "Creationist" mean?The idiots and religious radicals who want humanity to stay in the dark ages. Creationists are those who reject modern scientific theories and laws, especially evolution, over their old religious doctrines which they so happen to be loyal to. Creationist - what does it mean?The lowest level of intelligence known to man. Johnny thinks the earth is 6000 years old. He's a creationist. Creationist - meaningPolite way of saying "dumbass". Man, he thinks evolution is a farce! What a creationist! Creationist - definitionA person who believes that the biblical account of Genesis is a literal, scientific document, and that all scientific knowledge of evolution and geology are mistaken and/or misrepresented by biased scientists. According to Creationists, the world was created in 6 days some 4 to 6 thousand years ago, God placed fossils into various depths of the Earth for no apparent reason (or that, since fossils are so rare, not all co-existing animals were fossilized together) all species where created individually (with allowance for individual variation and common design themes, but no common anscestry), that all life was harmonious before the fall of man (hence carnivores ate grass), that dinosaurs (which are said to be referred to in the bible as "leviathan" and "behemoth" and are supposedly represented in ancient art) lived at the same time as humans, and that they were whiped out in the biblical flood because they couldn't fit into Noah's Ark (or that he only fit the small ones, in which case some dinosaurs might be alive today). "Did I tell you about my trip to the American Museum of Natural History?" I asked. Creationist - slangSomeone who will tell you that religion is science and science is a religion. Creationist: "The bible is true because it says so in the bible!" CreationistSynonym for "brainwashed idiot". Oh no! He is a creationist! CreationistMindless cretin who thinks that "Goddidit!" Have you ever met a creationist with an I.Q. over 40? Creationist1. A person who thinks that the bible is a science and science a religion Creationist: "Evolution is false because it has nothing to say on the origin of life, and because it said so in the bible." |
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