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What is Crapbook?
A 2011 MacBook Pro that had its gpu failed (you got scammed like me)
BRUHHHHHH… I GOT SCAMMED WITH THIS CRAPBOOK PRO
Crapbook - video
Crapbook - what is it?
A crapbook kid is someone (typically a young child) who is so devoted to the apple fanboyism that the openly support everything Apple does, and exclusively uses Apple products no matter what.
Jimmy: BRO! HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW APPLE PRODUCT! ITS SOOOOO COOL AND SHIT LIKE HOLY CRAP IT HAS LIKE A TRILLION TERAFLOPS AND SHIT LIKE ANYTHING IS OBSOLETE
*meanwhile* Everyone ignores jimmy, because he is a Crapbook kid
What does "Crapbook" mean?
Slang for a defective Apple Macbook Pro. Typical Crapbook Pros might produce excessive amounts of heat, have troubles with wireless networking, emit strange sounds, or exhibit other behaviour found to be unacceptable for an overpriced $2000+ piece of computer equipment.
"You'd better take your Crapbook Pro back to the Crapple Store and get it fixed before it burns your nads again."
Crapbook - what does it mean?
The crap that bad working moms attempt to throw together to make their kids feel less neglected after they see hand-stitched memory books put together by their friends' bored and sexually repressed moms.
"Sweetie, mama's too busy to have documented every single day of your life in a scrapbook bound by the fibers of my placenta... but I DID make you a crapbook that includes your birth weight and time (give or take a few ounces and hours) and your fortune cookie results from last night's takeout!"
Crapbook - meaning
The ritual of swiping through profile photos in a dating app, while on the toilet.
Why does he always take so long in the bathroom?
He's probably just CrapBooking again on Bumble or ColombianCupid.
Crapbook - definition
Any Apple MacBook that features Intel GMA Graphics (1st gen -> 4th Gen).
Haha your MacBook has Intel GMA... you got a CrapBook.
Crapbook - slang
Leaving a creamy shart between the pages of a friend's book or on the keyboard of their laptop and closing it shut, to be reflected upon, admired and enjoyed at a later date.
The memories stirred up by my crapbooking talents remind my friends of all the lunches we have enjoyed together.
Crapbook
A book one brings while in a bathroom defecating or urinating.
Setting:(Harry Potter convention)
Jk rowling: -and now the book is out. Any questions?
Man#1: How much will the book be when it's out?
Jk rowling: About 30 U.S dollars give or take.
Man#2: Can i see that book for a second?
Jk rowling: whah...what?
Man#2: yeah i'll be back in like-
Jk rowling: Um i don't think so-
Man#2: I've been sitting here for over an hour and a half, listening to you ramble and I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!... I may be in the bathroom for a while i NEED a crapbook! DO you get me?
Jk rowling:(with look of horror) That's..that..that's disgusting!
Man#2: YOU KNOW WHATS DISGUSTING? THAT YOU WROTE A BOOK THAT"S WHOLE METAPHOR IS CHILD RAPE! Now my bowels are about to make this room into a Gas chamber Gimme the fucking book!
Crapbook
a crapbook is a fucking piece of shit school chromebook that is fucking RIDDLED with unnecessary malware and spying tools.
guy 1: my chromebook is so slow.
guy 2: is it a school crapbook?
guy 1: whats a crapbook?
guy 2: its a crappy chromebook.
guy 1: oh. yea its a school crapbook.
guy 2: probably got tons of fucking malware on it.
Crapbook
Dan took long enough craps to begin with. Now that he has a blackberry you know he's just in there crapbooking.