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What is chromebook?
A 200 dollar pile of steaming dog shit.
Aw, my dog made a Chromebook. Well no actually thats dog shit. Like I said, Chromebook.
Actually a computer worth nothing at all
chromebook - meme gif
chromebook - video
Chromebook - what is it?
A $200 piece of shit that only works with Google's apps and nothing else. You can't download Minecraft on it, you can't even download any programs such as art programs and Blender. The only thing Chromebooks are useful for is YouTube, Pornhub, and Cool Math Games. Sometimes, school gives you these worthless things to use it for your classwork. Sometimes they install a secure software that blocks most of the website so they don't see you watching porn (unless you're using Incognito). They also permanently turn on Google Safe search so you can't look at memes. I think schools just oughta give us iPads for our work.
Teacher: Alright class, today we're gonna do our work online
Student: Please don't make us use-
Teacher: Yep, we're gonna use Chromebooks today!
Students: *Groans*
What does "chromebook" mean?
A shitty laptop that cost $200 that can't run 1080p videos, download steam, or even have a caps lock button.
A Chromebook is equivalent to sandpaper with glass on the front.
Chromebook - what does it mean?
The one thing all schools should get rid of.
Chromebooks are only computers with Google's new Operating System.
Google claims that chromebooks are the best work computers with 12 hours of battery life, a fast start-up and built-in virus protection. The only reason Google claims this, However, is that nothing can run on the system except the internet browser, and the operating system is so light that it could probably fit on a 4GB MicroSD Card. Most chromebooks are built with less-than-exceptional materials, like peelable mousepads, easily broken keys, and a cheap plastic finish. Schools use these products to help all children achieve a fun learning environment with helpful online access. Schools then immediately realized that they were easily broken and were highly complained about, so they tried fixing the problem by buying better computers, commonly known as DELLs by teachers and students alike. Most chromebooks found in schools are similar to the Samsung - 11.6" Intel Atom x5 Chromebook with 2GB of memory. They usually don't last the whole 6.5 hours of the school day without a charge, and you can't even play 1080p video. DELLs, on the other hand, last the entire school day, can run java programs, and even run Minecraft (Bedrock Edition). Although schools tried fixing this Chromebook Dilemma with the DELLs, all schools haven't phased them out completely. They just suck.
TLDR;
Chromebooks can go kill themselves.
Caden: Man those Chromebooks really suck, don't they?
Marshall: Yeah, they really do, Why don't they just use DELLs?
Caden: I know, Right? I mean seriously.
Chromebook - meaning
A Chromebook is a laptop of a different breed. Instead of Windows 10 or Mac OS X, Chromebooks run Google's Chrome OS. These machines are designed to be used primarily while connected to the Internet, with almost no applications and no caps lock button. As a result, these clamshells don't have a ton of features and are pretty much useless.
Alexander: that number 40 is complete shit
Max: yea he's the literal definition of a Chromebook
Chromebook - definition
Useless pieces of technology that can only really get on google. (You can't download anything other than videos, photos, music, and work documents) IT IS NOT GOOD FOR PERSONAL USE!
I tried playing a game on my Chromebook, but it turns out it cant play it. I also tried watching a video on YouTube, but the resolution can only go up to 720p. I should've bought that laptop for the same price. What a waste.
Chromebook - slang
A worthless hunk of junk that’s too expensive for the shitty quality it gives. There’s nothing to do except anything Google, no caps lock, and no benefits whatsoever. It’s THAT bad! Yet EVERY school thinks it’s nessecary and hopes to eliminate the clear more used and better Windows and/or Mac.
Ok class, today we’ll be using Chromebooks
*Groans* We HATE chromebooks. Why must we use these?!
Because in Google Docs, Sharing is caring, and also we need to conserve trees...
Chromebook
My chromebook Won' t turn on
My chromebook has Ckauthenticator
Damn this shitty device
Chromebook
a computer thats complete shit and can only use fucking chrome and cant even run the exe version of ssf2 and has and can only run 360p without lagging any higher and it will lag.
i have enough money to buy you a new pc
yay
<a few days later>
yes i finally get my pc >
*gets a chromebook*
alright time to do suicide
Chromebook
a shitty piece of plastic where all you can do for entertainment is pornhub, youtube, and urban dictionary.
bob: i got a chromebook and it cant even run fallout 2
rich kid: i got a gaming laptop that can run fallout 4 at 10000000 fps with 240 mods installed.