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What is Crabapple?
Origins are likely unknown - I'd assume Allentown, but I'm really doubtful of that. I heard it from this kid at a show in Cleveland, and just thought it so bizzare, I had to include it.
An Allentown Crabapple is just another word for penis, or rockhard errection.
"I'm gonna break her off some ol' allentown crabapple."
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Crabapple - video
Crabapple - what is it?
A place for a crabby person to sit and be crabby.
See also: crabapple
I'd stay away from her today...she is in her crabapple tree.
What does "Crabapple" mean?
When the bumps on an areolas are rivaling the nipple
Ryan "I just had my annual lay"
Richard "Did she have nice tits?"
Ryan "Nope they were like tube socks with like four nipples on each one"
Richard "That is what you call crabapple nipples"
Paul "How is Sarah doing anyways?"
Crabapple - what does it mean?
When Seamus A.K.A SSoHPKC plays the game "Beyond:Two Souls" and takes down a terrorist by wrapping his character's body around their backside, bringing them to the floor and snapping their neck
"Oh man she just used the reverse crabapple on him!"
Crabapple - meaning
It's the nickname used for the new mini macs that just came out. This word derived from the company name/logo. What's smaller than an Apple? Crabapples!
That new crabapple you got is really cool. Now all we need is a folding keyboard and my tablit and we're set!
Crabapple - definition
exclamation
An exclamation that just comes out when you're angry. Not technically a swear!
adjective
Describing someone/something that is stupid or useless.
exclamation
SHITZAM! My crabapple phone is at 3%!
CRABAPPLES! I don't want to ski backwards off that cliff!
Crabapple - slang
1) A person whose face is scrunched up and not proportionate to their already small head. That, along along with a weak chin makes you a crabapple.
2) A person unfamiliar with a common american crab apple or the tree upon which one grows.
Did you ever notice Tina's eyes were too close together, prolly? Yeah dude, she a total crabapple if you didn't realize.
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Juandre is such a freaking crabapple today. Stop being a crabapple Juandre.
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What the fuck is that crabapple's problem? I only borrowed her boyfriend for a little while.
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Lil Wayne looks like a crabapple.