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What is Coursework?
See: suicide and torture and causes of depression
Oh fuck this coursework. I would rather do almost anything else.
Coursework - meme gif
Coursework - video
Coursework - what is it?
The biggest cause of suicide among students.
Half my class are dead thanks to coursework!
What does "Coursework" mean?
evil, pure evil
probably the worst thing that you can ever do at school
::runs in corner and quivers::
coursework: do me now!
me: no please dont make me!
coursework: NOW!
me: grrrrrrrrrrrr
Coursework - what does it mean?
Contrary to popular belief teachers dont actually enjoy Marking endless amounts of coursework again and again. handing it back then having to mark a load of new shit for 30 students . Also theres the added delight of knowing that 60% of the class copied theres from the internet
"I have 30 Shakespeares essays to mark plus the year 9 exams by next week". "Coursework is a pain the ass
Coursework - meaning
its what i am ment to be doing right now...
iits like 20% of your exam
causes major lack of sleep, loss of social time and frequently, suicide
geography is the worst!!!
basicalli its a joke!!but get it done, else youll end up like me and have like all of it at once!!!
omfg!!!my physics, chemistry, biology english and geography coursework is in 4 2moz...im ded!!!
Coursework - definition
Either a HUGE Essay or Project, COursework threatens the sanity and life of a young innocent teenager. I have been doing my Gegraphy Coursework and I swear, it kills because THERE IS SO F*****G MUCH TO DO!!!!
ARGHHH!!!!!!!
*4.00 A.M.*
"Oh, man still doing my Coursework..."
*9.45 A.M.*
"WTF its due in... No, No NO!"
Coursework - slang
The inevitable end to your free time
"Hey you free tonight man?"
"No i'v got coursework to do"
Coursework
A tedious thing which requires undeserving teenagers to compile data and analyse things that they really don't give a crap about and which they have trouble understanding that anyone would give a crap about. Coursework makes up at least 20% of most GCSE grades and is completely unfair because it's not so much about what students know or how clever they are as how they present data and how long their analysis' are.
Teacher: So I'm handing back your draft copies of coursework - it was absolute rubbish, by the way - and I expect it in by tomorrow morning. I don't care if it's your birthday today. I don't care that you have no idea what to do and I don't care if your grandfather's funeral is tonight. You WILL hand in your completed coursework tomorrow or I'll write down that you failed to hand it in and your GCSE grade will never get higher than a C, even if you ace the exam.
Coursework
Work made to completely melt a student's head for no particular reason and leave them lying on the ground in their bedroom crying "I wanna kill myself!!!!!"
"I want this coursework done for tomorrow"
"*Gunshot*"
Coursework
The murderer of all your spare time, honestly.
Meant to be doing it now.
It will kill you. Trust me.
And do it now before you find yourself doing 4 pieces at the same time.
Teacher: Your coursework is to write a five page essay and present it with three diagrams and you need at least two drawings and one piece of data from an internet source. Remember, one page of bibligraphy!
Students: When is it in for miss?
Teacher: Tomorrow.
Students: *die*