Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Constitutional?

*A person's build.

*A thing's appearance.

*A nation's VITAL document regarding how it works, and, for example, what freedoms the people are allowed.

"The US Constitution is not only vital, but sacred as well."
-me

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Constitutional - video


Constitutional - what is it?

Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.

Bit by bit, the Constitution is being turned into a useless piece of paper.

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What does "Constitutional" mean?

1: A now-irrelevant document which once provided freedom for Americans. Replaced by the Patriot Act, a sugar-coated document that repeals all civil liberties that Americans once enjoyed.
2: The Bush administration's toilet paper.

The Constitution WAS an important document in American history.

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Constitutional - what does it mean?

bowel movement, poo, dump, crap--- generally in the morning

Having a bowl of Irish oatmeal helped him with his morning constitutional.

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Constitutional - meaning

A magical document that always agrees with you.

You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!

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Constitutional - definition

Pooping. Having a bowel movement worth taking a long time. Someone who takes a morning constitutional is often said to be a member of the "ten minute club."

Finished my coffee, now is time for my morning constitutional.

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Constitutional - slang

A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.

She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.

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Constitutional

Some one who wants to be a Constitutionalist, but is to ignorant to have read the Constitution..... Often a statment used to justify doing horrible things or taking the side of horrible people/ideology... Often used as a right wing tactic to complain about life and opposing view points. "snowflake"

tomi lahren ~ "I'm a Constitutional" ... equivalent to Ralph's~ "I eat paste" comment....

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Constitutional

new-fangled word for "cool"

Dylan is constitutional, he enjoys sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll!

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Constitutional

Now deemed to replace legit, for it has been far too drastically overused. Not to mention it sounds WAY more wicked swank.

J-"So I got nothing but big bills how bout I front the full check and you just pay me back your bit?"
G-"Yeah bromie, that sounds constitutional."

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