Her full name is Condaleeza Rice and she is the Secretary of State. No matter what side of the political fence you sit on, you have to admit that Condi has it going on. She is one of our time's most powerful women, and she'll kick your ass. Literally, considering that she was featured in her own mini work-out program in March. Also, she is a freaking genius. She has read Tolstoy's War and Peace in its original language of Russian. In addition to Russian, she speaks German, French, and Spanish fluently. Before becoming Secretary of State, she was a professor at Stanford, and she has been interested in international affairs since she was a teenager. Condi has been on the Board of Directors of nine different corporations, including Hewlett-Packard, Charles Schwab, and Chevron gas.

I would vote Condi president even if she was a democrat, because she knows how to run things.

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Condie - slang

Nickname for Bush's sycophant mouthpiece aka Secretary of State. See also Aunt Tomasina.

It's hard to believe that Condi is still trying to push that yellow cake WMD tale down our throats. Who's gonna believe that Aunt Tomasina now?

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Condie

1. V. To be condescending to someone. To speak in a superior manner, or patronize someone. The act of being condy.

2. Adj. Any manner of speech that is condescending.
3. N. A person who practices condiness towards others.

House: You have the intellectual capacity of a two year old on Vicodin.
Cuddy: I know I'm not as smart as you, but you don't have to be condy to me about it. Ass.

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Condie

Condensed spelling of the name of a high ranking member of President George W. Bush's administration.

Bush asks: "Condi, where's my papers on nucular proliferation policy?"

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Condie

1. A name given to a person of the opposite sex that you find attractive.
2. A mythical creature said to be so attractive, anyone who looks at it will melt.

Weoo, I've spotted me a condie.

OMGosh, look at that condie over there. I just melted in my pants.

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