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What is Collins?
To "collins" is to give up and quit, or to bail out. When you "collins" on someone this means that you have made a previous agreement to fullfill, and instead of fullfilling the agreement you abandon your friend(s).
== Etymology ==
From a man "Collins" who self proclaimed being originated in Yensdale. After various attempts of advocating "Collins" to not give up or bail on his friends, they deemed him as un-helpable and used his name in a negative manner from there on.
I'm going to have to collins on you tonight. I'm going to spend time with my lame girlfriend instead of go to the bar with you tonight, even though I previously said I would go to the bar with you tonight.
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Collins - what is it?
- hey l'Anglais ... HEY I'm talking to you ! COLLINS!!!
What does "Collins" mean?
A very, very deceptively alcoholic cocktail that is can be concocted quite feasibly with cheap vodka but also works excellently with a more high-class vodka such as Absolut and Absolut Citron. Yummy.
The basis of this cocktail is lemon, and the cocktail itself is made by grabbing a big, tall glass and filling it with ice. (You've gotta have it chilled baby!) Then, you squeeze a whole load of Lemons into the bottom of the glass, adding a tonne of Vodka, Lemonade, and topping off with a Lemon Slice. So, basically, it's gonna get you destroyed because you can't even taste the Vodka in it.
What happens is that you drink one, and that's already two shots of Vodka right there, but you can't taste it, so you have a couple more, you still fell OK, so you end up having five Collins, and then when you try to leave, oh, you can't feel your legs. Oops.
Revered in many circles because, even though real men are supposed to drink Budweiser and other generic Lagers, a Collins is much more impressive as a measure of how much alcohol you can handle.
1. "What are you drinking tonight Mikey? Beer, like a real man?"
"Er...No. I think I'm on the Collins' tonight. Yeah, Lemon-fresh."
"Good GOD!!"
2.(after 5 Collins')..."Come on Toni, I've got the munchies, time to go."
"Yeah...(mumbles)... cooooo...BANG!(Falls on floor.)"
3. "What the hell are you doing with that Tesco Value Vodka?"
"Making Collins'."
"OH HELL YEAH!!"
Collins - what does it mean?
A sweet, caring, gentle, good Christian man that has all the ideals a godly woman (or really any woman) wants. Ephesians 5:23-30. Someone who cherishes the one he loves with all his heart and seeks her best interests and pursues her relentlessly while maintaining an appropriate distance. A very special friend who will always be there when you need him and is always willing to do anything so long as it doesn't compromise his faith in God. <3 A true man.
"That man is a Collins at heart."
"I've finally met 'the one,' he's such a Collins!!"
Collins - meaning
A pedofile looking, 15 year old rapist who can be seen at children's playgrounds from one to three P.M. Can be seen following children dressed in cranberry blazers,holding a box of tissues and lotion for self-pleasure.
That kid is always at the middle school watching the kids on the monkey bars. He is such a Collins.
Guy 1: Hey look at Collins!
Guy 2: Tell him to get off my baby girl!
Collins - definition
He is a hilarious person,he is usually tall,athletic and can gives very good advise when needed. People see him as a motivator and a, outgoing person. When someone needs help he is the first person they call. He can give good relationship advise even though he might have problems of his own. He will always be there whenever you need him and always has your back. One more thing,his dick is pretty big,"big feet means big meat"
Wow,Collins just stole your girl bro!
I need to ask Collins for advise.
Collins definitely needs to come to the party!
Collins - slang
The most severe type of AIDS, administered by Chris Collins
"I don't have much time left guys, I had a one nighter with Chris Collins"
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Collins- to wank, to masturbate, to beat ones meat.
''Brb, i'm just going for a quick collins!''
''Where has he gone?''
''For a Collins.''
Collins
A pretty sexy and amazing person tall athletic gives good advice a true bro to people likes big asses and is very intelligent but can be very perverted at times and a douchebag occasionally but is pretty damn awesome
Girl 1: Damn Collins is looking good
Girl 2: But he can be a real jerk sometimes
Girl 1: but hes still sexy
Collins
Person with this name is claimed to have intense skills that are needed in the basic world. Often in a jolly mood inside, and is more than ideal for activities related to intimate relationships and is more than successful in life.
I wish I was Collins!
Dude, I should start calling you Collins since your luck is one of the Irish.