Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Cobbler?

Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.

That guy is "the cobbler", he loves giving it the big shoe!

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Cobbler - video


Cobbler - what is it?

After a man gets fucked by a 15" dildo for an extended period of time a real penis is inserted into the anus which is now bloody and full of shit.

Jimmy was enjoying a cobbler on a sunny afternoon.

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What does "Cobbler" mean?

A dessert one makes by stewing leather shoes.

Hey Ray! want some cobbler?

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Cobbler - what does it mean?

An Australianism meaning the same thing as mate. That, according to Daniel Ricciardo, is proper Australian.

G'day cobbler, ya alright.

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Cobbler - meaning

A large mass of one type of Substance

If you eat to many mushies you will get Poo Cobbler.

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Cobbler - definition

A really thick, fat, poorly rolled joint.

Cody: smoke a cobbler?
Everyone: fuck off Cody it's 2pm on a Wednesday.

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Cobbler - slang

n. A penis which has a very long, but skinny, thin shaft, with a huge bellend. And when I say skinny, thin shaft, I mean it. I mean, it has the Girth of a pencil.

It's kind of like a wrecking ball, but it's a dick.

Amy: Hey, Jess! How was that guy you nailed last night?

Jess: Eew. I don't wanna talk about it it. His penis... It was a cobbler! I coulda tied a DOUBLE knot in it!

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Cobbler

n. A police officer. Derivative of cop, copper. See also popo, smokey, the fuzz, 5-0. Most often used in the plural, i.e. the cobblers.

Our apartment got broken into. The cobblers said they wouldn't dust for prints.

We were high as birds and being really loud only to find out that the cobblers were parked right around the corner.

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Cobbler

A cock gobbler
"Gobble- To eat swiftly"

"Yo! Stop being a cobbler and pass the remote."

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Cobbler

British slang for those small/medium sized poo balls that you get when you are extremely constipated. They often look like rabbit droppings especially when they come out the anus hole with reduce in size.

Bill: bloody hell! Last night I was squeezing and groaning in agony. All I could push out was cobblers all night. So constipated that I was crying.
Mike and glyn: oh no that sounds awful I remember when we would always do those in the shower! They looked like rabbit droppings!

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