|
|
What is Clingon?
Clingon - meme gif
Clingon - video
Clingon - what is it?
When someone can't take a joke properly or appears to clingy. Can be referred to just about anything in any situation.
Person 1: I told her we were going to have this massive orgy and she believed me.
Person 2: Wow, what a clingon
Person 1: She doesn't leave me alone
Person: She's such a clingon
Person 1: Omg he doesn't text me back quick enough
Person 2; Stop being a clingon
Person 1: I was acting pissed off and she thought I was serious
Person2: We all know she's a clingon
What does "Clingon" mean?
1. Someone who really likes to snuggle.
2. Someone who likes to "cling on" to their lover, especially in public.
3. A grappler.
1. My husband is a real clingon after sex.
2. Did you see my brother Max and his wife Anita at the party last night? She's a real clingon.
3. Matt tried to punch Royce, but Royce is a real clingon.
Clingon - what does it mean?
when you have had a turd and don't wipe ya botty properly
i just had a crap and i have found a dirty ole cliggon
Clingon - meaning
A person who you have no real personal relationship with and yet follows you around as if you had them on a leash.
"you know that kid who just showed up one day and never left"?
"oh ya the clingon, lol"
Clingon - definition
Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY
Before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your ass of all CLINGONS.
Clingon - slang
fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion
These slingons sure make my pants lumpy
Clingon
Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.
Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!
Clingon
A needy person who texts you way too many times to the point of psychotic behavior. These people will also call your cell phone, home, place of employment and will block their number hoping you will answer them. They won't take "no" for an answer and rationalize their needy behavior.
You go to the movies with a friend and you tell your boyfriend or girlfriend. When you get out of the movie, you check your phone and there are 5 missed calls and 15 text messages.
Your friend sees this and says "Omg we were only at the movies for 2 hours. He's such a Clingon!"
Clingon
A humanoid species from a galaxy far, far away, which has come to our planet to form relationships with individual humans and refuses to leave, no matter how often it is given hints or flat out told to do so.
My ex-boyfriend won't stop calling me to "hang out" and talk about how depressed he is. What a Clingon. Yeah, with a 'c.' Cry me a river.