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What is Clemons?

A bitch

Marcus Clemons jr is a bitch.

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Clemons - what is it?

He is a boy who is taken by Lana London

Jaden Clemons is a boy who plays football

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What does "Clemons" mean?

adj. A very funny or goofy person possessing one of the shortest attention spans ever.
This person also usually can be easily distracted by TVs, Video Games, Shiny Objects.

Guy 1: "Iight man lets get some work done"

Guy 2: "word up lets do it"

Guy 1: "is that a xbox?"

::several games of 2k11 later::

Guy 1: "Ok...about that work"

Guy 2: nah fuck it now im sleepy, you decided to be an "Ant Clemons" today so we just gonna do this another time.

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Clemons - what does it mean?

A legendary saxophonist who died on june, 18th 2011 due to a stroke. Clarence is most known for playing with Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band but also has played with Lady Gaga, Temple of Soul and Jackson Browne to name a few.

R.I.P Clarence, you will never be forgotten.

I saw Bruce 'n' the band in Stockholm 2 years ago and they played Jungleland! Clarence Clemons nailed the solo perfect!

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Clemons - meaning

an odd cross between a cat and a lemon

guess what...CLEMON IS SKINNY!

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Clemons - definition

a euphemism for blowjob

There was an outbreak of oral gonnoreah in the middle schools in my town during the mid nineties. Bill Clinton said that oral sex wasnt sex so all the jb whores started giving out clemons like they were candi on halloween.

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Clemons - slang

An oversized mouse anus

This clemon isn't appropriate office decor.

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Clemons

Beyond maximum homosexuality.

The gay pride parade is clemon.

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Clemons

1. Is the act of a man performing oral sex on another man while he is farting.

John: My friend Cody gave me the best Clemons last night

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Clemons

n. A stray pubic hair found in a place where pubic hair generally is not located.

I guess I don't mind finding a clemons on a urinal, 'cause it's normal for them to be there. But when I find them on the sink, I start to wonder what went down.

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