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What is Stockholm?
When a person has been in IKEA so long the items there actually start to look good.
Dude, I think you have Stockholm Syndrome. You've been staring at that Fillsta for an hour.
Stockholm - meme gif
Stockholm - video
Stockholm - what is it?
You might know it as the popular song by One Direction but it is a real syndrome.
Stockholm syndrome is a syndrome that is gained during being kidnapped. You begin to gain positive feelings for that person usually of the opposite sex. The main reason for obtaining Stockholm Syndrome is the kidnapper telling the captor that they will no kill them or if they feed them on a regular basis.
The captor begins to feel grateful and think of them as a good person or even start to gain feelings for their kidnapper not wanting to be rescued.
When they are rescued they talk about their captor as good or even loving person.
Belle from 'Beauty and The Beast' is said to have Stockholm Syndrome.
person 1, "Look at that girl on the TV, she just got rescued from that awful man."
person 2, "Whats's she saying?"
person 1, "That he was a great person. But he kidnapped her!"
What does "Stockholm" mean?
hey, let's go to stockholm and watch some great porno!
Stockholm - what does it mean?
Sometimes, stocklolmed can go both ways
also, "did you hear _ and _ hooked up?"
"I thought she liked latinos and he is asian, and he liked asians and she is african"
"They did, they totally stockholmed themselves"
Stockholm - meaning
Most commonly seen in university/college residences. The act of eventually sleeping with someone, who was previously deemed subpar as a result of unfortunately close living/working arraignments and persistent efforts of seduction over time.
and/or A method of seduction in which one uses prolonged close living/working arrangements to their advantage to eventually convince an individual to sleep with them.
"Did you hear ___ and ___ hooked up?"
"I thought she hated him at the beginning of the year???"
"She did, he totally stockholmed her."
Stockholm - definition
My home. The best place in the world. Sweden sucks, but Stockholm is awesome. Sure, people lose their virginity here at 12 years old, it's packed with "blattar" in some areas, but it's my home and I wouldn't change a thing in the world.
Guy 1: Hey dude, let's go fuck some hot Stockholm bitches!
Guy 2: fuck yea
Stockholm - slang
To engage in sexual activity in, on, around, or otherwise involving furniture. Preferably performed in an IKEA outlet which, given the chaotic environment, will likely go by unnoticed.
Dude, I totally gave her the Stockholm last night! Busted all over the couch!
MY NEW COUCH?
Yeah, but it's from IKEA.
Oh that's so literal, word.
Stockholm
From Stockholm Syndrome. To be exposed to something you initially did not like until you find yourself liking it as a protective measure to save your own sanity.
I love this band but I hated their last album, so instead of giving up on them, I Stockholmed myself into liking the album by listening to it in the background all day while working.
Stockholm
The capital and largest city of Sweden. One of the nicest cities in the world to live in with a high standard of living
I went to Stockholm, Sweden last year
Stockholm
The city where every local run in the escalator, even if they're not in a hurry.
Tourist 1: Damn, did you see that girl running in the escalator?
Tourist 2: If you think that was escalator-running then you haven't been to Stockholm