What is Clamp?

What one would call going to the gynocologist and having a papsmear done.

The other day I went to the gyno and got the clamp.

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Clamp - what is it?

The deadliest martial arts move on the face of the planet. It occurs when the testes of a man are clenched (clamped) within the fist of another man whilst two fingers are simultaneously forcefully inserted into the anal cavity. This causes extreme discomfort and excruciating pain, including intense purpling of the face and the crossing of eyes. Contrary to popular belief, it is not gay.

1) "Man did you see Ruw get clamped? Did you see his testes get clenched and his face get purpled, causing extreme discomfort and excruciating pain?"
2) The clamp isn't gay, shut up.

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What does "Clamp" mean?

An all female Japanese manga creators.

Often associated as God.

Have you seen the newest comic from Clamp?

OMGWTFBBQ!?!11 I didn't know God has already spoken!

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Clamp - what does it mean?

A word described in a complete shutdown on a player by the defender in basketball. Often used as trashtalk when the defense forces a player to pass the ball or to get it out of bounds.

CLAMPS! You getting clamped up, my nigga!

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Clamp - meaning

From:- "Clown" (misheard)

An insulting term for someone behaving in a foolish manner.

See also:- tool,spanner,helmet,scoper,spaz,fool,cretin,retard

"Darren, you are a clamp!"

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Clamp - definition

A total mind fuck. It can make a grown man cry. This Manga company is the maker of manga popular, controversial, and sexually wrong anime. Suki, Chobits, XXX Holic, etc.