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What is the works?A place where people have to go everyday to get paid. Also known as "hell". I don't want to go to work today! the works - videoThe works - what is it?The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Oh damn I have WORK, I better go get some WINE and BEER What does "the works" mean?Like prison but without perks such as recreational breaks, a library, and drugs. Dave discussing his options to Mike; The works - what does it mean?"Work it" usually means, "strut your stuff," show off your assets, make some physical attribute (figure, walk, style of dress, etc.) to "work" for you to make you attractive. Damn, you looking hot! Work it, girl! The works - meaningThe deceitful act of making oneself appear busy during office hours in return for payment. I'd love to help with that important task, but I've got some other work I need to do. The works - definitiondoing something you hate in a place you hate with people you grow to hate for the majority of your day for the majority of your life. we're not born to spend our lives at work, fuck this shit The works - slangA term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience. "No, I can't come to the party tonight. I'm working late." The worksIt's like the first slice on a loaf of bread....nobody wants it. If you receive the work, you will definitely be fucked up after because you aint experienced anything like it before. Sam said he wanted the work, so I gave him the cooking of a life time. The workspissing, shitting and farting at the same time. Man I shouldn't have eaten that burrito that shit gave me the works. The worksA colloquial term used by dipshits to describe the components inside any machine or electronic device. Jimmy: "Dood, did you find out what was wrong with your puter?" |
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