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What is Chegwin?
When one masterbates vigorously in a manner that is similar to the strangulation of popular tv star keith chegwin.
'Saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eye he had been choking the chegwin all night'
Chegwin - meme gif
Chegwin - video
Chegwin - what is it?
When one vigorusly materbates in a manner that resembles choking the popular tv star keith chegwin
"I saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eyes he had been choking the chegwin all night"
What does "Chegwin" mean?
A portly middle aged fellow who may once have been succesful and attractive but has since let himself go. His self esteem however, has not diminished to suit his now less then attractive form. Generally found traveling alone rather than in a group the Chegwin is commonly found on beachess.
Trade mark features include: Bloated beer gut. Towel tied as a cape or scarf. Confident though slightly unsettling smirk. General vibe of arrogance and seediness.
The common Chegwin/Chequin often find employment as: PE teachers, Sports coaches, real estate agents etc.
Chegwin - what does it mean?
To be drunk. After UK TV "celebrity" Keith Chegwin.
I wasn't just a bit drunk, I was completely Chegwinned.
Chegwin - meaning
CHEGWIN (verb). JEGG-WJINN.
To secrete alchohol outside one's home to be consumed away from friends and relatives in secret... often whilst walking the dog or 'going for some fresh air'.
"Casper? Thy's not getten a Kestrel at all - your Judd's told me - yer Mam caught yer ovver t' wreck wi' some Diamond White... we all know's you Chegwin!"
(From "Kes... t' Director's Cut")
Chegwin - definition
An exclaimation of anger, disappointment and generally being upset.
Much to my chegwin, my children have been abducted and turned into a fine meat paste.
Chegwin - slang
Popular Nude TV Celebrity, Keith.
Chegwin
An alternative term for the Hoodie, believed to have originated from Australia.
News article: Shoppers flock to Bluewater after Chegwin ban.
Chegwin
To use comic material developed by another comedian, attempting to pass it off as your own. Often done without giving the other comedian credit for it, especially on the internet.
I just tweeted an awesome one liner, but I'm afraid someone might Chegwin it.
Chegwin
A penis that grows smaller as it becomes erect.
"I was really looking forward to getting to know him in the biblical sense. Sadly, it quickly became apparent that he was rocking a Chegwin."