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What is PE?PE is an Acronym for Pointless Exercise. Student: What does PE stand for PE - meme gifPE - videoPE - what is it?A compulsory school subject in which all students must participate. Person 1: "So what's your first class of today?" What does "PE" mean?PE, which stands for "Physical Education", is only liked by those who spend all day in school thinking about their makeup and are forced to Google their homework, claiming that they're getting an education by basically skipping school for a full period. It is a class for the very simple-minded. However, it is hell for those who are small enough to be pushed around all the time. They commonly suffer a wide range of injuries such as broken bones, concussions, chipped teeth, infected cuts from equipment such as hockey sticks, bruises, etc. In addition, PE teachers love to humiliate non-sportsy people, using tactics like forcing them to run, jump, do push-ups, etc. when they have ailments such as heartburns, headaches, and twisted ankles, then publicly sharing their results and going "All that matters is that you try!" And as if all that weren't enough, it's the number one class that can dramatically decrease your grades. So why the hell is it even an education?! A Typical School PE Class PE - what does it mean?1) Physical Education Hey man, after PE last night Jenny came over and wanted to get it on! But I got PE! It's all good, though, cos after she left I threw on some PE and chilled like it was 1989! PE - meaningA class that almost everybody fails due to the refusal of "dressing out." PE Teacher- Why are you still in your clothes Timmy? PE - definitionA useless lesson that is compulsory for all students in the UK up until age 16. The lesson consists of participating in sports and activities, such as football, badminton and cross-country. Most students are forced to play sports that they are not interested in, and are no good at. Combine these "useless" players with football geeks and you get a lot of bullying and harassment in PE, over nothing. This is more prevalent in America however, where social classes (such as those jock shitheads) are much more apparent. PE - slangAn utterly useless subject intended by communist dictators like our government to improve the quality of life by exposing young children and adolescents to an hour a day of athletic torture. Games such as Dodgeball and Kickball are most common, though sometimes the occasional (pointless) game of Indian Soccer or Ultimate Frisbee can be seen. Most PE teachers are commonly seen wearing T-shirts and nylon shorts with Nikes and usually have hair cut short. When asked about sexual preference, they usually repond by assigning as many push-ups as is legal. HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION PEThe torture of innocent children. It is currently legal in most countries and is actually encouraged by the Government. Most 'schools' (Torture Chambers as defined by extra curricular activities, i.e. Netball, Football club) have 3 lessons of PE a week for the first 2 years; then it is reduced to 2 lessons a week for the last 3 years unless an extremely idiotic student options for it as a GCSE. If this does occur, the student has most probably been brainwashed by the bitch PE teachers. Often, the female teachers are lesbians and watch the children dress, this is an example when the torture leads to sexual exploitation of the students. The teachers very rarely accept sick notes and have you do PE anyway. Some teachers will refer to you by your hair colour, for instance 'That blondie over there', they expect you to answer them although there are another 10 students with blonde hair in your class, they do not however, refer to their favourites by their hair colour. The lessons are most commonly 50 minutes each and you have to complete regular sprints (a modern day version of torture), for those who do not complete it to the PE teachers 'standards', they will need to re-do it until they are satisfied (which is never - they are like scubbus', they feed of childrens pain and suffering). Hopefully, in a year or so, some pitying soul will end the childrens pain. PE is completely unecessary and leads to physcotic breakdowns as you get older (it leaves you mentally scarred). PE Teacher: "Let me see your note." PE"Hey, how was PE?" PEPublic Execution in some countries. A PE will be held at noon in the town square to punish the drug dealers. |
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