A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magicianDavid Blaine.
David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!
Cheezit is an adjective meaning anything and everything. You can use it to replace any other adjective no matter what the meaning is, but you can't use it in any situation. There are rules for cheezit:
-You can't use cheezit as a noun or verb. This is a common mistake.
-Cheezit is most commonly used at the end of a statement.