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What is Check please?
When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe
Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!
Check please - video
Check please - what is it?
What every single website, program, and application would say when you are not connected/have problems with your Wi-Fi AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY ANNOYING especially when you have fun at it
Isn't it cruel that when you have fun with the website/program/application that you have and then all of a sudden a little box appeared that said "Please check your internet connection and try again." then you got disconnected from it
What does "Check please" mean?
A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to fartism (updated definition, please check tag) yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, false* religion.
Check please - what does it mean?
Hold the conversation, I need an explination. Used to stop the conversation, not to inquire, although this is the most common use.
Man 1: And so I said to her, you've got great purple bananas!
Man 2: Check, please: what's a purple banana?
Check please - meaning
an expression used after serving somebody.
"bitch just got served! check please!"
Check please - definition
What you say after you either severely burn someone, indicating the coup de grace, or to indicate to the other party that the conversation is over.
Friend 1: You know how I know you're gay?
Friend 2: Well it cant be the fact that I'm talking to an outstandingly attractive Cuban woman on the phone right now...that would disprove the gayness.
Friend 1: Yeah...but you smiled at me so that makes any other straightness null and void. check please!
Check please - slang
Used to cut someone off in conversation cause the conversation dry as Fuck and no one want to hear bout your sorry ass life!!!
This Nigga kept talking so I said “Check Please” cause I’m ready to leave dis conversation!!!!
Check please
A response to becoming the victim of an accident, indicating embarrassment.
Vinny is attempting to cross the street while carrying a sack of recently dismembered cow penises. As he steps off the sidewalk, a bicycle messenger rams into him at full speed, tossing the penises everywhere and causing a compound fracture in Vinny's left knee.
Vinny: "Check, please."
Check please
when a situation or person creates a uneasy almost awkward feeling and this term creates an out implying " time to go" Just like in a restaurant when customers are ready to leave they say check please to the waitress.
" That fool be like stuck to m like glue- almost like stocking my ass....everything was cool until today when he followed me around like a lost puppy even to my house ---"Check please"