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What is fartist?
Pretentious, elitist, normally annoying "artists" who seek to breakdown every thing down into artistic merits and judge them upon those and only those. Fartists have a tendency to judge things that are not intended to be judged in an artistic manor, for example: Advertisements, Action movies and Porno Films
"That guy said that action movie sucked because there was no storyline. But He's just a Fartist"
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Fartist - what is it?
One who is capable of wide ranges of flatchulence.
Karl - "My god man, was that Donny farting in the kitchen?"
Chad- "Yep, he is gifted huh? Very fartistic..."
What does "fartist" mean?
A person who discriminates against people who fart (similar to racist)
Suzy: Hey, guess who I ran into?
Tom: *farts*
Suzy: Eewwww!!!! You're disgusting, you know that!?!!
Tom: Stop being such a fartist! Soon, it will be against the law!!
Fartist - what does it mean?
A fake artist. The new generation of rich, nothing to do kids. Their art is all about shock value, aesthetic, and how it might sound when explaining it to a group of mutual friends in a dive bar. Fartist's are internally tormented for not being born Jack Kerouac or Charles Bukowski, so they invent pseudo life struggles to get close to the likes of great men and woman like that.
The more pretentious, the more their fart (fake art) smells.
Fartist 1: Hey man, I just wrote a song: "I can't stand living one more night, on my friends mattress, another parental fight..."
Fartist 2: Shit, that was tight. Would you mind tearing a hole in my shirt so it looks like I sleep in the woods against my will.
Fartist 1: Hell ya brother.
Fartist - meaning
A work of art lacking in technique but still amusing and creative. Carelessness or the artists apathy being it's strongest quality.
A toilet seat picture frame.
Fartist - definition
fartβ’ist
/ΛfΓ€rdΙst/
noun
a person who produces audible posterier flatulence as a profession or hobby.
synonyms: designer of audible toots, creator of passive poots, originator of silent fluffies, producer of gaseous stench; old master of cut and run and mistaken identity.
He was an escape fartist.
Fartist - slang
Wow, not only is that artist really good, he farts a lot. He is the best fartist I know!
Fartist
One who has mastered the artβ¦of fart
βGusβ farts are amazing!β
βYou think so? I think Gus is a dilettante when it comes to farting. If you give him a bowl of chili it can be impressive. But Meep, heβs a real fartiste. I've wept from the beauty of his farts."
Fartist
Noun: One who elevates the act of passing gas
(flatulence) to an art form. Coined by "Loveline" host Adam Carolla
"When I pass gas at the writing table at 'Jimmy Kimmell Live', I'm expressing myself--I'm a fartist."
Fartist
A person who turns a fart into a work of art.
Rodney is a brilliant fartist: He plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata through his anus.