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What is Chappaqua?
a boring, small town in northern westchester. it isn't your typical suburb, there are no sidewalks, and the only shop owners that know your name are the nail salon ladies and people in that wrap place.
the "cool" people are either the fake hipsters in "vintage" clothes or the annoying japs in steve madden boots and leggings.
parties consist of pregaming, hooking up with as many people as you can, and pretending to not remember anything the next morning. everyone smokes weed once in their life if you live in chappaqua, and everyone fakes being high/drunk too. no excuses.
also, if you're friends with older kids, you're automatically a complete tool. it's so incredibly cliquey and boring.
there is a tremendous amount of pressure to go to a good school. it's not the biggest deal in the world if you're going to yale, since half of your grade is going to cornell anyways. but if you're going somewhere that doesnt require above a 3.5 average and thousands of extra-curricular activites, you get strange looks from everyone.
Person: So, where are you from?
Me: Chappaqua.
Person: Oh, that's cool. So, what Ivy League are you going to?
Chap Jap: I totally got these new leggings yesterday!
Chap "Hipster": Ew, she's so annoying. Plus, that outfit would look so much cooler with these Urban Outfitter tights i have in every color at home.
Person: Want to pregame at my house before Stan's? Seriously, how much would parties here suck if we weren't totally wasted the whole time?
Girl 1: I hooked up with 3 people last night.
Girl 2: Well, I remember hooking up with 4, but apparently, from what Mary told me, I hooked up with like 17!
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Chappaqua - what is it?
Chappaqua is a town in Northern Westchester, New York. The majority of the town is rich, Jewish, and stuckup. It is, perhaps, the worst place in the United States other than North Dakota. Everyone feels they have the need to know everyone elses business, and then feel the need to make sure everyone else knows as well. The "town" has nothing to do other than eat pizza, drink coffee, and walk around aimlessly...and the "town" is the only actual place in Chappaqua.
Chappaqua sucks more than anywhere in the world. I would rather live in Rwanda.
What does "Chappaqua" mean?
A town in Northern Westchester County, NY. This place is probably the worst area in the ENTIRE United States to call home...even worse than Alabama where there are probably like inbred cannibal attacks daily. The place is about 99.9% jewish and its because of this that a law should be implemented in the near future restricting too many jews to live in the same community. The high school (Horace Greeley) is a cesspit of fake ass kids whos cars sitting in the senior lot combined probably cost more than the construction of the whole school put together, if not more. When kids go off to college, if there like me, make WAY better friends at school, and then when they are forced to come home for breaks basically use whichever "friends" they had from high school so that they don't die of utter boredom. Every botox and plastic surgery ridden slut mom in this town uses their kids as accessories and couldn't give a flying fuck if they went off and got shitfaced drunk and went and got mowed down by a car or bus...they'd just go to their husbands (or affairs, which is JUST as likely) and make another child toy to accompany their designer bags. If a hydrogen bomb were to be dropped on this dump of a town today, the ENTIRE WORLD would benefit.
no "example" could possibly relate to Chappaqua. Even having chronic diarrhea, anal fissures, cancer and AIDS is not as bad as living here!
Chappaqua - what does it mean?
Pronounced "Shappaqua", the Mohican word for "a quiet place with a roaring brook". Chappaqua is a quiet hamlet in Westchester County about 40 miles from NYC. They have an excellent school system, which in turn creates the highest taxes per towns in the U.S. (as of 2007). The town has 18 Churches and 1 Synagouge, it was originally founded by Quakers, which is also the names of the High School teams. The median household goes for $570,000 making it an expensive town to buy property in, but its lack of crime, pristine road ways, lush property, and "Mom and Pop" style town, keep it popular to young families and those wishing to be close to the City.
Chappaqua is roughly 68% Catholic, 32% Other. Most homes carry at least 1 acre of property and there are still thousands of acres of woodland. A shooting Club, a beautiful Library, and the Readers Digest H.Q. are among the notable sites in this New Castle town.
Chappaqua - meaning
A northern Westchester version of Scarsdale. It's rich too, but due to its more remote location is more mild-mannered and less well known than Scarsdale. Is a hamlet in the Town of New Castle; it is not actually a municipality.
The Clintons should have moved to Lower Westchester instead of a gay place like Upper Westchester.
Chappaqua - definition
the richest town in Northern Westchester. Home to JAPs, jews, and maybe 2 black families. The public schools are more like private schools and the houses are bigger than the apartment buildings in NYC. The high school parking lot has nicer cars than all of the facility put together. Little 4-year-old girls are wearing designer clothes from head to toe, let alone high schoolers. All of the guys customize their shoes and buy new pairs every week. Summers are spent at camp and in the hamptons, winters in Aspen and the caribbian. In the 7th and 8th Grade Bar/Bat Mitzvahs take up all of the weekends with more than 150 to go to. Most often than not, only the father works and he brings in more money to take care of 50 other families in the town. All through high school, there are many parties attended where all the kids get wasted and are high. Every girl falls for every guy and is a total whore and slut. No parent cares what their child is doing on a friday and saturday nights, even if they are drinking and getting high. Chappaqua is the most spoiled town in Northern Westchester.
"Where do you live?"
"Chappaqua..."
"Ewww you JAP. Jappaqua, she's from Jappaqua"
Chappaqua - slang
Chappaqua may have some japs but it is an amazing place. Not many people are the way that everyone is describing them on this site. Most of the kids in high and middle school are weird, and don't even dress as well as people expect them to. There is only one popular group per grade, and there are only about 10 of them, and they are almost the only japs in the whole town. Nobody really wears anything designer in Chappaqua, I mean only the popular kids really do wear designer and it's not even real. It's just a bunch of knock-offs of juicy and tory burch. Plus, the education is amazing in Chappaqua. People have moved there just for the schools. In conclusion, Chappaqua really is a great place, and I don't really know why anyone wouldn't want to live here.
Hey, have you been to Chappaqua?
Ya! It's a great place. I was expecting it to be rich and jappy, but everyone was really nice and the houses weren't really big at all! I wanna move there now!
Chappaqua
A small town in Westchester, NY. 97% of this town is full of shit. The highschool kids get piss drunk and incredibly high every weekend because it's all they have to do. The cops always bust their faggot-ass parties. Almost everyone is Jewish and rich. Everyone talks about everyone behind each others' backs. Most of the girls are total sluts and a lot of the guys think they are "gangster". It is extremely rare to find a great guy or girl in Chappaqua, and if you do, it's probably because they didn't grow up there. At the highschool, Horace Greeley Highschool, the homecoming dance is a giant orgy and all the girls (who are pale, have bad skin, and dress like skanks) hook up with 6+ guys in one night. Most of the girls here are shallow dumbasses with nothing better to do than permanently straighten their hair and wear Abercrombie so they can stick their small asses out. Not to mention, the girls are also total bitches. Chappaqua used to be "okay" considering the fact that girls didn't used to be as slutty, and the parties consisted of more than drinking and hooking up with everyone, but now it's total shit. You don't make it very far in highschool as a girl if you're not fake and hot. The sophomores victimize you if you are a freshman girl and they always think they're better than everyone else. Everyone has a dying need to go to 6 different people's houses in one night because one party at one house is clearly not enough. On AIM, most girls from this town taalkkk likeee thissss loll hahaaa. <33 lyl Freshman tend to get drunk every weekend too because they are puny little underclassmen that seek acceptance by partying and drinking. The parents of these obscene kids don't know how bad they are because they don't actually like their kids at all and don't give a damn about the fact that their "perfect little angels" are actually getting high and having sex all the time. Nearly everyone is fake, and if you end up living there I will pray for you.
**NOTE
Not all people from Chappaqua are like this. But MOST ARE. Beware. I live here, and can't stand how ridiculous this town is.
Girl from Chappaqua: Ohmmygoddd I hooked up with Dan lastt night I was likkee soo highh I don't even remember hahaaa. But I kind of want to hook up with Greg nowwww he's so hottt = <3
Girl from outside of Chappaqua: Wow. You are clearly from Chappaqua.
Chappaqua
A place that people apparently don't like because I read the other definitions and they made me cry because I live there and even though it is mostly true, it does not apply to everyone who lives there.
I live in Chappaqua and everyone is mean to me except for my friends and I only have 6, but the schools are nice.
Chappaqua
A town in upper Westchester, similar to Scarsdale, but for the more elite and less nouveau-riche. Formerly more popular among the privately wealthy before names like Larry David, Jeff van Gundy, and of course, the Clintons came to town.
"We looked at houses in Scarsdale, but it's just too jejune for our tastes. I moved to Chappaqua instead."