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What is fissures?
Describing comedy so awful that it makes you cringe and rips your butthole apart (fissure)
Did you see Corinne Fisher's standup show the other night?
Man, so CRINGE FISSURE.
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Fissures - what is it?
When an ass crack gets open sooooooo far that the tissue of youre anus rips, enabling lava to eject from ur anus.
Oh shit.... My anus just fissured (anal fissure)
What does "fissures" mean?
The breaking of the skin around and inside the anus, generally caused by the skin being stretched too far. Some bleeding may occur as a result.
Anal fissure is typically caused by sexual acts which involve the insertion of anything large into the anus. Anal sex alone can cause anal fissure, though this is highly unlikely if enough lubrication is used (and, if the penetrating partner is careful).
It is more likely to occur during sexual acts such as fisting.
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Fissures - what does it mean?
A crack in your ass, literally. May cause proliferate bleeding, see a doctor.
I ate a bunch of glass for breakfast and the next day I had a butt fissure, who knew?
Fissures - meaning
Scissoring buttholes, like what lesbians do with their clitorii.
He invited her over to Netflix and fissure scissor.
Fissures - definition
- noun
Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.
Person 1: I thought it would be funny to see if I could fist myself with Optimus Prime, but I blew out my rectum.
Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...
Fissures - slang
When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe
I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.
Fissures
Caused by the stuffing of bananas up the anus.
Often experienced by veteran porn actors. e.g. Bree Olsen, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels, Flower Tucci.
Bill: 'Arghhh, too many bananas'. FISSURE!
Alana: 'hehehehhe'
Fissures
A cut inside your anus. A.K.A. "Butt hole cut"
"My anus is bleeding!!! Damn fissure!"
Fissures
Open wounds in the skin. Usually gaping and the source of a nasty odor, they usually occur on or around the anus and buttox areas. See George W Olson for an example.
The rot that lives in George's gaping fissures forced me to sleep on the couch.