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What is Clintons?

verb: to distort the semantics of a situation for desired result

My girlfriend was pissed at me for cheating, but I Clintoned the argument. I mean, "cheating" could mean "not cheating".

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Clintons - what is it?

Is the name of the most handsome loving hardworking man ever. He was born to be a protector and sculptor. Although he hates to be called a handy man he is that and more. There isnt a thing he cant fix. He is an amazing musician that can play the guitar with such passion you can feel his soul shining when he plays. He has had one hell of a hard time in this life and has lost alot of loved ones but you wouldnt be able to tell cause he wears his crown and and armor with strength and courage. He is the ultimate man and deserves nothing but happiness. Oh and he is the coolest dad everrrr...

Clinton you are the best thing that's ever happened to me. I've taken you for granted far to long. I love you for eternity...

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What does "Clintons" mean?

The act of suicide in a confusing and improbable manner. ie. Shooting oneself twice in the back of the head.

Hear about m****? he clintoned himself.

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Clintons - what does it mean?

Using a cigar for purposes other than smoking.

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Clintons - meaning

a man in a position of political power who elicits or forces oral sex from a woman under his authority

I have a clintonizer for a boss.

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Clintons - definition

When a person that has crucial information that can incriminate the Clintons is murdered and arranged in such a way that makes it look as if they commited suicide.

Jeffrey Epstein was Clintoned. Stop talking about pedo island or you might get Clintoned.

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Clintons - slang

Verb: To murder someone and make it look like a suicide.
Synonym: Hillaried

Guy: "Crooked Hillary was the worst presidential candidate in modern history."
Me: "Be careful, you might get Clintoned for saying something like that."

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Clintons

To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.

The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.

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Clintons

Money or bills. Referenced from Bill Clinton.

Sarah: How much does the job pay?
Michael: $12 an hour. I'm rollin in the clintons.

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Clintons

a very nice drink that is only sold in kearny, new jersey. ppl travel from far and wide just to get one of these. it makes life very hard for north arlingtoner's because they have to go get one when there friends from kearny just walk out side of there house and clintons are being sold rite there.

me: Hey!, lets walk to kearny to get a clintons!

person: okay, lets go.
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person: my clintons wont open!

me: well idlest u dont have to travel far to get 1.

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