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What is Celine Dion's?
(proper noun) A popular Canadian songstress, proof that you can be butt-ugly and still be famous. Married to Santa Claus (AKA Renee Angelil). FLATNESS
Celine Dion is the ugliest singer I know, and her husband looks just like Santa Claus!
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Celine Dion's - what is it?
What did we ever do to our neighbors up north to deserve this megaton bomb of pretentious, pompous, screechy, annoying, bombastic, noisy shit dropped on us? Celine became a star in the fucking PC 90s and has sold zillions of albums. Her horrible albums sound like a cat caught outside in a thunderstorm. Either that or maybe she's being tortured. Anyway, her music is total crap, for yuppies and Ally McBeal fans. 100% godawful rubbish. It's going to take a lot of Canadian bacon, Labatt Blue and hockey teams to make up for this Canadian dud of an export.
I was in the wonderful city of Montreal and I had just toured the splendid Notre Dame cathedral. I ran across two American tourists sitting outside. It was nice to be speaking English with a couple of Yanks like myself. One of them told me that the cathedral I was just in was where Celine Dion got married a few months earlier. Like I really gave a flying fuck.
What does "Celine Dion's" mean?
The only thing for which most Canadians apologize to America for on a daily basis.
Canadian: Celine Dion is an ugly bitch. We're sorry for letting her leave the country.
Celine Dion's - what does it mean?
Probably the best music artist ever to grace the stage. Can sing incredibly and hit notes that other 'stars' could only dream of hitting. Those who slate her wouldn't know talent if it slapped them in their arrogant faces. Long may she reign.
Who's that woman who was awarded biggest selling female artist ever?
Oh, celine dion?
Celine Dion's - meaning
A very intelligent woman.
"So Ken, I hear Celine Dion is a very intelligent woman.."
Celine Dion's - definition
The most amazing & beautiful singer ever born. She is the best performer America has ever experienced. Thank you Canada.
Celine Dion is the hottest thing in the world.
Celine Dion's - slang
Won, or should I say, earned an award as the top selling female artist of all time, puts on a SUPER fabulous show in Las Vegas, and is one of the most caring and genuine people in show Business. Also a very devoted singer, wife and mother, to wrap it up, the best singer/performer in the world!
Look, there goes the best singer in the world, celine dion!
So Tiff, what should we do tonight while we are in Las Vegas? I know! Lets go see Celine's fabulous Show! Tiff: Sounds good to me! Lets go!
Celine Dion's
Canada's most infamous export. Now in Vegas where she belongs. We don't want her back.
Las Vegas is 100% fake, so Celine Dion will fit in perfectly.
Celine Dion's
The act of tattooing "My Heart Will Go On," made famous from the 11 time Academy Award winning film "Titanic", above ones genitals... Then ending sexual relations with ones partner by ejaculating on their face and then revealing another tattoo under the shaft that reads "YOUR FACE."
Leonardo Di'Caprio expresses his love of painting on faces by removing his pants and performing "The Celine Dion" in a scene from the "Titanic." He says, "I want to paint you."
Celine Dion's
French Canadian female soft rock/AC singer. Responsible for such hits as My Heart Will Go On from Titanic, Where Does My Heart Beat Now, The Power Of Love, It's All Coming Back To Me Now and others.
Celine Dion sings a lot of soft rock music.