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What is Catholic Church's?the catholic church is not one of the lost books of the bible as they would lead to believe... the catholic church is the help of those unable to enter the congregation of the LORD by want of disposition. it's aim is to help others to have fulfilled laws old and new testaments written in there hearts ... it is for those who have no spiritual father. basically it is so so you can be accepted by the community of cristiandom .. if you are a bastard you cannot be accepted into the congregation of the LORD until you have fulfilled all ten generations the catholics work as a people to help those who must learn in completeness the law of there beliefs ... the church simply represents that... it basically means the fulfillment with the help of the catholic church of all ten generations so that any one can enter the tabernacle of the LORD the creation of the catholic church... a guy died martyred his cause for 1000 years in jesus generation to create the catholic church he being the old testament and jesus being the new ... that essentially was how the catholic began.. Catholic Church's - videoCatholic Church's - what is it?see cult; a church for the Catholic religion, tries to cover up that Jesus had a kid, and that they would kill if that ever got out, The Catholic church is now and always was a fag house. see priest; What does "Catholic Church's" mean? The church which sprang up in Rome during the time of Christ but not ordained by him. "Man, those catholic schoolgirls look fine with their uniforms! You know she's a freak underneath it all!" Catholic Church's - what does it mean?As practiced in the United States, the Catholic Church is a form of organized crime designed to assist sexually confused and underdeveloped men (called, Priests) in having sex with underage boys on a weekly basis, referred to as "Sunday Mass". Parent: We have strong religious beliefs and are proud members of the Catholic Church. Catholic Church's - meaningN., (kath-lick Ch-er-ch): A place of worship of Jesus and yelling adult-themed jokes until the bishop takes you to the monastery in the back and spanks you while you are naked. Priest: "Welcome to St.Shithead Catholic Church!" Catholic Church's - definitionreligion that is supposdely ruled by love. In earlier times the catholic church did and still tries to instill fear into followerrs by basing their religion with fear of wrong doing punishable by going to hell once person is dead. (Hell is actually a Norse belief that catholics adopted from Norse religious beliefs of the after life. Merely changed to two l's on spelling and having a big dude in red pyjamas called satan to rule it instead of a half rotting non-mortal bitter woman called hel.) V: Sodomy is a sin according to the catholic church. Catholic Church's - slangOne of many original roots of discrimination and hatred. 1. The Catholic Church was responsible for promoting intolerance throughout history, such as in the case of: Catholic Church'sWhat liberals blame for world hunger and all other problems. Liberal: Dam it the catholic church made my car break down Catholic Church'sOne of the most corrupt institutions on the planet. While the world goes hungry they have to buy fancy gold shit to put on their bishops, cardinals and popes. Catholic to Mobster : ZOMG the pope just excommunicated members of the mafia. Catholic Church'sThe Catholic Church refers to the main Christian body of believers following the teachings of Jesus Christ. The Catholic Church is made up of laity and clergy. The clergy are ministers ordained through Apostolic succession (successive ordination of ministers since the time of the apostles). The are three types of ordination: Bishop, Priest, and Deacon. The bishop is the 'local ordinary' of an area of the Church (e.g. Philadelphia). The priests are the bishops aids in the church and the deacons assist the priests. The Catholic Church is very vocal in it's opposition to contraception, abortion, non-marital sexual behavior and unbridaled consumerism. It claims as it's source of revelation the Old and New Testaments and Sacred Tradition, guided through the interpretation of the magisterium. Many false teachings have been promulgated in an attempt to destroy the Catholic Church. Included in these are: the nature of the Crusades, the actions of Pope Pius XII during WWII, that Jesus had children and the Church is trying to cover it up, and many more. To learn more about the Catholic Church seek out the Catechism of the Catholic Church or a number of other books widely available. I went to a Catholic Church last Sunday. The Catholic Church spoke out against contraception last week. |
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