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What is Carolina squat?
A profane act that happens to senatorial page boys in Lindsey Graham's hotel room.
Lindsey Graham looks extra happy today. Someone must've given him the Carolina squat.
Carolina squat - video
Carolina squat - what is it?
pickups lowered in the rear… usually with loud exhaust systems
brad and jerry’s Carolina Squat trucks are annoying as hell.
What does "Carolina squat" mean?
When the front of a Truck/Suv is lifted higher than the rear. No purpose for towing, off-roading , etc. Your girlfriend likes it
That dude with the Carolina Squat just stole my girlfriend
Carolina squat - what does it mean?
This is when some gay county boy raises the front of their trucks whilst the back is lowered. This if often used to get truck sluts
Jake: Baby, you got the Carolina Squat?
Luke: Yeah! Now put your dick up my ass!!!
Carolina squat - meaning
due to the explosion of Chevrolet culture in the Carolinas in the early to late 2000's led highschool kids in these areas to attempt to raise there trucks which became popular with the "mudding/colt ford faze" Chevrolets suspension of the 2004-2008 trucks incoporate torson bars that had keys that enabled the person to immediately rise the front of the truck by 3-4 inches instantly giving a cheap fix. this fad was passed down to younger kids which saw the kids before then do. Daniel Pridgen from lumberton with his shape shifting GMC Sierra made a social media page called carolina squat which spread the trend like gasoline over the state to the likes of @troy and alesia, then kids starting using the new Facebook social media to trade tires and rims which became somewhat a game of senior and junior flaunt there wealth.
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Carolina squat - definition
Corrected definition with the simple addition of two words
Faggot rich wannabee redneck/wigger hybrids raise the front of their trucks and simultaneously lower the back resulting in a large rake. Also they try fit the biggest tires possible. Usually found in NC/SC and across the south.
It renders the truck completely useless for carrying any weight as well as dangerous because of reduced visibility over the hood and the headlights pointing at the sky. It is arguable that it also reduces the braking ability of the front brakes (the front brakes do most of the brake work on a vehicle) do to a shift in weight toward the rear.
Normal person 1: wow look at that faggot listening to colt ford with that stupid carolina squat on his truck
normal person 2: I bet his mommy bought him that truck...why is he driving so fast?
normal person 1: probably late for his tee time at the country club
Normal person 3: i bet hes got a cock to go squat on
Carolina squat - slang
The act of lifting the front end of a truck only. The gravitational assistance makes it easier for the condom to slide out of the drivers ass.
“Chad must have had a rough night. He added another two inches to his Carolina squat!!”
Carolina squat
The act of an individual who is intoxicated squats down in their neighbors front lawn and defecates
Angel got so drunk at her daughters birthday party yesterday she did a Carolina squat on Maffew's lawn