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What is off-roading?
During a womens menstrual cycle, the man or women may suggest to the other they 'go off-road'.
This means to engage in anal sex in order to avoid having sex via the vagina during her period (bloody mess).
Many couples enjoy this alternative with the aid of a water-based lubricant.
If you want to be more romantic you can always ask in French would you like to "aller tout-terrain"?
Off-road season is a chance to explore another side of your sex life. Enjoyment for the man and the woman.
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Off-roading - what is it?
a tattoo located above a womans ass. See also Tramp Stamp Implying permission to access the Hershey highway or take the mud trail.
"Check out the off road permit... I'm throwin it in the pooper later"
What does "off-roading" mean?
Urban Off-road is an exclusive group of Jeep and truck owners who tear up urban settings, such as schools, parks and neighborhoods in their off-road vehicles. Urban Off-road has been known to drive up and down large sets of stairs, up and over curbs and lawns, through school playgrounds and doing donuts on playing fields. Urban Off-road hits mostly at night and marks where it has been with a sticker of their logo, Urban Off-road.
Dude! Urban Off-road drove through the school last night, they left a their tags in the parking lot and soccer fields.
Off-roading - what does it mean?
A Super Nintendo rally racing game involving Toyota trucks. It features an over-head view. You race against 3 other trucks as you earn money to upgrade your truck. Steering is relative to where you're facing.
Super Off Road is great...except for that damn silver truck...
Off-roading - meaning
Urban Off-Roading is the intentional use of a vehicle, typically a non four wheel drive vehicle, as a off road vehicle in an urban environment. Urban Off-Roading is not strictly limited to non four wheel drive vehicles, in some situations, four wheel drive may be recommended. Location(s) or obstacle(s) of which urban off roader may encounter: staircases, benches, curbs, center medians, guard rails, parking space dividers, parking garages or lots, ect. Urban Off-Roading is not to be mistaken for Carkour. Urban Off-Roading is a far more aggressive and dangerous approach to Carkour. Also, Urban Off-Roading has no purpose but to exist as itself, only for off-roading and entertainment purposes. Carkour exists as a form of entertainment as well as a mode of transportation.
Hey dude. My friends and I are going Urban Off-Roading this weekend in downtown LA. My buddy is bringing his Cherokee, but I am bringing my Corolla.
Off-roading - definition
The act of receiving road head while driving off-road so as to allow the bumps in the road do the work for you.
Caution: Driving too fast while receiving off-road head can have disastrous results. 15 mph is the maximum recommended speed.
Erin said she was too tired to give Michael road head so he turned his 4x4 down an old dirt trail to get some off-road head instead.
Off-roading - slang
To take a shit down someone's anus after sodomising them.
From Bridget Jones' Diary.
Mar 9th.
Vodkas: 2 Cigarettes 10 (9 post-coital!)
Mark took me out for a fancy meal down Starburger. He then took me home and showed that his lovemaking tendencies leaned towards the Greek. Halfway through his stuffing my arse however, he insisted that I hold my gaping anus open whilst he took a shit down it. I said that this was impossible, he insisted that "all my previous bitches loved off roading."
Off-roading
When you are licking an unshaven girl's vagina and your tongue wanders into her pubes.
A: "Bro, last night I went off-roading when I was eating out Caitlin..."
B: "F"
Off-roading
When one takes a four wheel drive vehicle off of pavement and onto a dirt trail or field and drives around having fun. Best done in a Jeep.
I want to go off roading so bad.
I just found this awesome place to go off roading, I took my jeep and it handled perfectly
Off-roading
When my girlfriend's pussy got sore, I rolled her over, lubed up her ass, and went off-roading.