a shitty little sedan made by Toyota. Possibly the reason for the decline of education in the United States and illegal immigration. Also known to give teenager boys hallucinations that they have a large penis and that the car is "awesome". They tend to jump off curbs and tear up tires. Lastly known to cause the Holocaust and genocide in Darfur.

I rather shove a cactus covered with AIDS up my glorious ass than drive a corolla

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Corolla - definition

A type of material someone would use if there is no more toilet paper

Mom:HEY RONA MAKE SURE TO WIPE WITH THE TOILET PAPER WHEN YOUR IN THE TOILET
Rona:MOM THERE IS NO MORE TOILET PAPER DO YOU HAVE ANY COROLLA

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Corolla - slang

Toyota Corolla, it's better than you

I drive a 1988 Toyota Corolla. It's faster than a Bugatti Veyron.

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Corolla

Not the most powerful car ever made, but the most reliable. The Corolla has been around for many years, and will live on in the hands of drifters/ricers.

Holy shit dude, that Corolla is awesome!

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Corolla

Starting off with rear wheel drive in 1966, the Corolla was introduced in the U.S. in 1968 powered by a 1.1L engine. Skipping over all the useless 1 something liter crap, the Corolla is still using a 1.8L engine, and Toyota has sold more Corolla's than most companies have sold cars.

Corolla's are the longest lasting, least maintainable cars in the world.

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Corolla

An affordable, low maintainance sedan built by Toyota. A popular first car. They will run forever. Also available in hatch back or sport coupe.

My personal favorite is the vintage 1979 2 door sedan. Rear wheel drive, 1.6 liter engine, bought it for $400 and it's still running strong.

Corollas rule!

I am glad I bought my Corolla, but I wish parts were easier to find for it.

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