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What is Caolan?
very bipolar, usually has an android phone, never changes his clothes, very aburrido, he is my novio unfortunately
girl: who is this
me: this is caolan he has an android phone
Caolan - meme gif
Caolan - video
Caolan - what is it?
caolan is very bipolar, muy abburido, loves elesse hoodies, is very insecure so puts his good up, anti social, he’s my novio💀y..a..y he also tends to have an android
girl: who is that
me: this is caolan he has an android
What does "Caolan" mean?
Caolan’s are very naughty. They get in with the wrong bunch. They are usually incest as they are horny with their family. Also Caolan’s are quite fond of big black cocks up their ass. Caolan’s usually are part of LGBT community and love sucking dick
Caolan’s are incest
Caolan - what does it mean?
When you fuck someone so hard they give off a aromatic cheesecake smell which makes you jizz
I was fucking the bird who wafted a dirty Caolan and I was done in 5 seconds
Caolan - meaning
People with this name usually have a large penis
Wow is that caolan is dick is huge
Caolan - definition
Australian:
An epiphany which while completely logical is fundamentaly flawed.
A person who is so logical as to appear stupid.
Also spelled Kaylan.
Caolan: "If they took all the Heavy Medical equipment out of that ambulance it would go much faster!"
Observer: "A brilliant and eloquent statement, but you are still a Caolan."
Caolan - slang
A man who is a tank would kill anyone in his path and needs to stay with his women
Caolan is a fucking tank but ugly lol
Caolan
Commonly Irish, will have hair that is dark and messy and blue or green eyes. Will only talks about girls and obscure music from the 1960s. A nice person to be around who will do anything to make anyone laugh even it it means making an embarrasment of themselves.
- Whos that?
- Oh That’s Caolan, what a top bloke!
Caolan
An epiphany which while completely logical is fundamentaly flawed.
A person who is so logical as to appear stupid.
Pronounced: Kayl'n.
Caolan: "If they took all the Heavy Medical equipment out of that ambulance it would go much faster!"
Observer: "A brilliant and eloquent statement, but you are still a Caolan."
It is Caolanesque to beleive that leaving the bank open on the "honour system" would improve efficiency and decrease teller errors.
Caolan
Caolan is a Gaelic name which could traditionally only be given to the best young man in an ancient Irish tribe. Children were typically crowned with the name at the age of 12 and from that moment they were destined to become the leaders of the tribe. The children were typically judged on their looks, intelligence, charisma and courage. The word 'Caol' directly translates to narrow which was used to signify the definite narrow choice that was made when judging the children. This tradition is still carried out by many mothers around Ireland today, but it is most prevalent in the Gaeltacht areas. If someone is named Caolan it is most likely that they are intelligent (The name now requires a 10 in Irish standardised testing to be considered legitimate by the Gaelscoils), thus Caolan is a valuable name which would encourage a recruiter to hire someone for a job.
Assistant: These two applicants are equally matched on experience and both performed well in the interviews
Employer: Choose the one named Caolan, his name is proof of his academic ability.