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What is Assistant?

A helping hand when kneading a partner to help with masturbating.

She will be assisting me during my personal heights of euphoria.

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Assistant - what is it?

A modern day slave. A person who has no life of their own and insist on serving others like a cheap whore with no backbone. Some whores are more expensive then others but still all of them lack backbones. A position for employment that requires little to no dignity.

While wiping my ass, my assistant went upwards and not down so I bitch slapped my assistant. Moses freed many assistants from Egypt then parted the Red Sea.

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What does "Assistant" mean?

a person who dislikes people who act like an ass.

My intolerance of his obnoxios behavior made me realize I'm an assist.

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Assistant - what does it mean?

1. assist n. When one dude helps his buddy hook up with a lady friend.

"Danny's hookin' up with Lisa. I totally had the assist on that."

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Assistant - meaning

When you're at a restaurant and you order a main course meal only to find that the size of the dish is too big for you to finish, you ask a friend to assisticate you.

A conjunction of the word "assist" and "mastication".

They finish off the meal you paid thirty bucks for so you don't waste your money.

Rebecca: "This burger is the size of my head. Paige, will you assisticate me?"
Paige: "This is too much assistication to ask for."

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Assistant - definition

Retarded, Stupid

My teammates are the most assisted motherfuckers I've ever seen.

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Assistant - slang

the opposite hand used for masturbation; the hand that often holds a tissue, towel, or sock.

the skin on my assistant hand is softer than the skin on my right hand..

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Assistant

Opposite of cock block

1. -verb
To help one recieve sexual pleasure from another person

2. -noun
The result of helping one recieve sexual pleasure from another person

1. I ASSisted my nerdy brother by telling that chick he was starting quarterback for his high school team. That bitch was on him all night.

2. I got the ASSist when I told her that my nerdy brother was rich. She was all over him.

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Assistant

1. A statistic in sports, mainly hockey and soccer, when you pass the object in play to a teammate who then scores.

2. A statistic in first-person shooters that shows how many times you tried to kill an enemy but your teammate had to finish the job.

1. In an ice hockey game, I got an assist by passing across the ice to my teammate who then shot and scored.

2. In Call of Duty I shot a guy in front of me only for him to strafe away and I got an assist after he ran right into my teammate's bayonet.

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Assistant

A modern day slave. A person who does all of his/her spaz-attack boss’ dirty work.

When receiving orders simply smiles and says β€œYes sir,” β€œYes ma’m,” and β€œnot a problem, I’ll get started on it right away,” but really would like to say β€œyou want me to do what?,” β€œare you freak'n kidding me, can't you see I’m still working on the last β€œproject” you gave me?,” and β€œwhy the hell can’t you do that yourself.”

When turning in work says β€œit was my pleasure,” β€œnot a problem,” and β€œlet me know if there is anything else I can do for you,” but would really like to say β€œhere’s the shit you wanted,” β€œnext time get it yourself,” and β€œif you come into my office one more time…”

Boss to assistant: I need you to do W, Y and Z now.

Assistant: "Yes sir/ma'm, right away master. Would you like to me to polish your ass while I'm at it?"

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