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What is Can Opener?
A sharp edged weapon, usually used to cut open mexicans dominicans puerto ricans or african americans.
He was being a dick so I had to use my can opener on him.
Can Opener - video
Can Opener - what is it?
1. can opener - (v) a device, either electric-powered or operated by hand, used for opening cans, especially cans of food.
2. Can Opener - (v/adj) a derogatory term for an attractive person that makes you want to "pop your top".
Jimmy, stop banging your head on that can of peas. If you want to open it, use a can opener.
Pretty Girl in Heels and a Skirt: "Thanks! Have a nice night!!" -smiles and walks off-
Perverted 40 year old BoyScout Leader: "Your welcome." -smiles then turns to his fellow boyscouts- "WOW. That was a real Can Opener"
What does "Can Opener" mean?
a sweet "jump" usually done off a diving board, in which one knee is pulled tightly into the chest and the other leg is extended downward. the extended leg enters the water first making the way for the rest of the body. when done correctly an amazing splash should follow. best when done off the high dive. sometimes done with hopes of splashing the lifeguards on chair.
1. that was a fucking mean can opener
2. lifeguard 1: yo, that retarded girl keeps doing can openers off the high dive and im pretty sure shes gonna hit her head.
lifeguard 2: yeah but her splash is amazing.
Can Opener - what does it mean?
Another sex name way of calling a guy that is helping getting rid off their female partner or girl friend's virginity for her first time.
A guy who helps his female partner or girl friend pops her cherry by him being her can opener.
Can Opener - meaning
A vagina with tremendous muscular control; e.g. capable of opening a can.
Q: Have you got any beer in the back of your truck?
A: Nope, sorry dude I've only got your girlfriend back here.
Dude: Well, be careful, she's got a real can opener.
Can Opener - definition
Such a fierce buttox explosion that the methane all comes out at once. Causing the cheeks to fully seperate, and observers to flee.
Almost toxic.
As Jim went to light his cigarette, the extremelly large woman bending over in front of him let out a can opener causing the whole place to explode.
Can Opener - slang
I alone control the Can Opener...The Can Opener obeys only me.
I am the goddess of Can Openers...FEAR ME!!
Can Opener
The can opener is when the male proceeds to do her from behind and puts both thumbs in her butthole.
I was boning my girlfriend and decided to perform the can opener.
I still smell her ass on my thumbs now.
Can Opener
a fart that takes the cake.
Whoa, dude! That was some can opener! How about opening the window?
Can Opener
A slang term for a Speculum, the tool commonly used to open one's ass hole for object removal, or in rare cases, surgery.
Today students, we will be preforming a simple operation of foreign object removal from the anus. The object we will be removing today is a butt plug. To start we put the patient in the fetal position and insert the can opener. We simply crank the can opener in a clockwise rotation to widen the anus until it is wide enough that the butt plug can simply be removed with tongs. Should the butt plug not easily come out, use some pliers or something. Just whatever you do, DO NOT stick your hand or fingers in there. God knows what else has been in there.