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What is Call Of DuTY?1. A silent call to enlist in the military Idiot: 1M4 G0 PL4Y C0D Call Of DuTY - videoCall Of DuTY - what is it?The ultimate attractor of underaged 11 year olds. An epic campaign journey through Amurica where you kill the bad guy, and the developers throw in random story parts to make it seem like you are not ONLY killing the bad guy, even though you still are. The final "boss" is always about to kill you every time, but some miraculous detail saves you, such as: Slippy concrete, your friends ability to headlock, the bad guy being distracted by your friend who was just head locking him, your friend being nice enough to kill himself to help you kill the bad guy, the combination of the latter and water, your friend AGAIN, or your ability to miraculously catch 44. Magnum bulletsbeing thrown at you, and a convenient to the story mechanical arm. After you finish the same ending for the 14th time, dive into competitive multiplayer, where the 11 year olds have made their evil nests. Create your own load out for the next mission with cool weapons, gadgets, and perks. Meet the youtubers who devote their lives to this game, and can casually get the game ending 25 kill chain that makes you want to destroy your console, like lots of people do. (Seriously, go look up "Kid smashes Xbox on call of duty"). Then play the survival mode of the game, with either ZOMBIES, ALIENS, OR MORE ZOMBIES. Have fun. LAG CHANGES EVERYTHING. Yesterday on call of duty, a 2 year old cursed at me like 57 times! What does "Call Of DuTY" mean?The lowest form of gaming that's still considered gaming. Scum: Call of duty is the shit, everything else sucks :P Call Of DuTY - what does it mean?the reason why many guys are still single vanessa: "hey john would you like to go out on a date?" Call Of DuTY - meaninga series of first person shooters that used be good. since modern warfare 2 it's nothing more then 8year olds screaming, camping, noobtubing, quickscoping, no-scoping, randomly running around knifing, and other acts that will surely get one killed, most likely "accidentally" shot by their own squad, during WWIII. Still, the campaign/offline multiplayer is rather good. Do not ever buy call of duty for your 8year old son/brother! Call Of DuTY - definitionA game that used to be good, but then everyone in the world got it and ruined it Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 was good for the first month, but then the noob invsasion of christmas 2009 came and blew it Call Of DuTY - slangFPS game. I miss those times when a sequel in Call of Duty wasn't the same over-used garbage from 2007. Call Of DuTYA shooter game full of lag server bullshit, campers, noobs, noobtubers, 360 fanboys, spammers, little kids, and hackers. Join a match and you spawn and you already get killed by a chopper gunner killing everybody in the same spawn point. You steal someone's care package and later you receive a message by the "owner of the care package" cursing you out calling you a faggot because there was a gunship inside it. You also spawn and you get killed by a random tomahawk, and then you hear people screaming and getting orgasms over the mic because of how "epic that was". You slam your console and start going super saiyan in your room and next day you go on youtube and there you are on the featured video of "Epic Tomahawk Kill across the map". Next day you play search and destroy and while you are defusing the bomb 3-3 tied and suddenly you get knifed. You and everyone else look at the ending killcam and you are getting teabagged and raped and then knifed. You kick your console and it shuts down and you turn super saiyan 9000. *Player gets noobtubed* Call Of DuTYAn amazing way to keep your virginity Girl: Hey, you wanna come over? Call Of DuTYA game that makes people think that they are gun experts after playing. Person 1: "Look at this dude. It's an original AK47!" |
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