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What is Calan?
Small frail boy who often simps for the slightest piece of female attention. Will even go to the extent of opening up a reverse rub and tug parlor for any contact.
CALAN you short simp stop talking to that behemoth of a woman she’s only 13!!!!
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Calan - what is it?
Calan is the type of person to bully you then try and make out with you bc he doesn’t have any girls. Calan is also the type of person to be friends with a kid named khanye and suck on his 7 inch dick on a daily
That kid is friends with khanye, he must be a calan
What does "Calan" mean?
A guy who stole my dog emerald and likes gay dates
omggg that calan kid stole trishs dog? that’s so mean 😭
Calan - what does it mean?
Ratchet Blonde-haired blue-eyed softy who sucks at football and plays the violin. Wears fake chains and pretends he’s black while dating vsco girls at sonic probably named Elizabeth or Emily.
Calan your tarantula's under your pillow. Watch out!
Calan - meaning
The biggest gay boy in the world. He likes to spread his big booty cheeks for some BBC. Calan things he has an OG Mudbone size cock but actually just has a fat ass chode. Calan's are usually the little bitch of the group who everyone shits on.
Damn clench your cheeks Calan is coming.
Calan - definition
Someone who is so damn annoying. They will come in your room and say, “what the FUCK IS UP KYLE” just to mess with you. Though, it can be pretty entertaining.
Calan: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE
You: I literally do not care get the fuck out
Calan: Atleast i have a dick
You: The size of a damn pencil from 3rd grade
Calan - slang
A unique individual who prides himself in making the stupidest puns. His somewhat strange sense of humour often has people laughing at him, not with him.
Friend: I'd prefer not to eat that salad.
Calan: Lettuce not partake in the salad!
Friend: Oh my god, please stop..
Calan: I carrot hear you!
Friend: ...
Calan
Has A MASSSSSIVVEEEEE COCK
Gf of calan: He has a massive cock
Calan
A kind caring guy with brains and brawn, the whole package. He’ll be there for you when you’re feeling down, and will always treat you like a queen
Girl: My boyfriend is so sweet
Boy: What’s his name?
Girl: Calan
Boy: Makes sense
Calan
A wonderful boy that will treat you like a princess. He will always help you when you feel down. A Calan would be an amazing boyfriend, he would never cheat on you.
Beware, he can get a little protective over the person he likes.
Calan has a good sense of humor but will sometimes be a little cheesy. He has a heart of gold.