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What is the violin?

Euphemism for Thomas Jefferson's penis, made evident by the musical number "He Plays the Violin" from 1776.

"He plays the violin
He tucks it right under his chin
And he bows, oh he bows
For he knows, yes he knows
That it's high-high-high-diddle diddle
Twixt my heart, Tom and his fiddle
My strings are unstrung
High, high, high, high
I am undone

I hear his violin
And I get that feeling within
And I sigh, oh I sigh
He draws near, very near
And it's high-high-high-diddle diddle
Goodbye to the fiddle
My strings are unstrung
High-high-high-high
I'm always undone"

-Martha Jefferson

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The violin - what is it?

One of the most beautiful and expressive instruments in the world of music. It can range from playful and cheeky to sorrowful and breathtaking. It imitates the human voice with its own unique sound. Yes, it takes a while to learn how to play properly - just like any other instrument. And personally, I don't think it sounds like a dying cat at all. Dunno where people get that from...

I own a Tartini violin and it kicks arse.

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What does "the violin" mean?

1. When youre smashing a girl and another girl licks your sex utencil as you do it. The girl getting smashed is the violin. The girl licking the penis is the strings on the violin. And the guy smashing is the bow.

Did you really smash my sister?
Your sister and your mom. We were Violining all night long

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The violin - what does it mean?

The hightest instrument in the string section.

i am a violinist and a violist and i think it is unfair to comment on an instrument without playing it. The violin has a beautiful high range and the viola has a melodious low range. They both sound beautiful when played properly and the player must be dedicated and put much time into their playing. (people who do not play an instrument would not understand this concept!)

The violin section played a section of fast, high notes

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The violin - meaning

Anyone who plays it has a heart like the sounds of the violin itself.

Guy1: Her heart is so pure
Guy2: She must play violin

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The violin - definition

The most difficult instrument to master (not play, but master), with challenging left-right hand coordination. It has a pleasent sound with four strings tuned in fifths. Violinists are generally smart people or slackers like Charlie.

Charlie is the assistant concertmaster for his school orchestra and has only being playing for five years.
Charlie is so fucking good at the violin. Did you hear him play Symphonie Espagnole flawlessly?
Lumi is a better violinist than Charlie will ever be.

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The violin - slang

a violin

violin

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The violin

An instrument that can sound beautiful WHEN PLAYED RIGHT. However, most of the time it isn't.

My definition of the way a bad violin sounds: "Horse hairs rasping against the entrails of a cat!"

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The violin

you people suck. violins are beautiful if you actaully devote some time and effort to playing it.

my violin is worth more than your BMW and your Lamborgini you morons

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The violin

A four-stringed instrument with two "f holes" cut into the top to release the sound. Used to play or accompany a wide variety of music, from classical to techno, and even rock.

I play the violin.

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