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What is violist?
P1: Hey you know the new guy?
P2: Yeah he is a violist
P1: Oh dear god, hope he gets well soon
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violist - video
Violist - what is it?
Someone who picked up the viola because an older sibling or relative played the instrument or because they wanted to be different.
Either underwhelming or a super try-hard
Synonym: retard
Amanda needs to jump start her car because she left her door open all night. What a fucking violist.
What does "violist" mean?
A person in orchestra who only has one braincell
Orchestra director: HOLD IT
VIOLAS WHAT ARE YOU DOING PLAY QUIETER THE VIOLINS HAVE MELODY
Violists: .... UHHHHHHHH wat
Violist - what does it mean?
Violists are the people in an orchestra or other type of band that feel like they need to be a part of something, even if no one wants them there. They can’t take a hint as to when to stop talking and leave, but some are shy and compassionate, but that’s only 1%.
Guy 1: dude I wish that violist would leave already...
Guy 2:I know! I already stole his viola and put it outside seven times! He came back in every time!
Violist - meaning
Violist: I'm a violist.
Person: You're shit.
Violist: But I'm the principal!
Person: But you're still shit.
Violist: I named my viola "Firewood."
Person: Well, at least you chose something more creative than "shit."
Violist - definition
1. One who plays the viola, a bowed string instrument with a tuning the same as that of a violin, but with a low C-string as opposed to a high E-string.
Syn.: Viola player
Ant.: Musician
1. When somebody walks into a bank with a violin case, everybody's afraid they'll pull out a gun. When somebody walks into a bank with a viola case, everyone's afraid they'll pull out a viola.
2. Him? He's not a musician, he's a violist.
Violist - slang
Superior musician who plays the viola and as legend has it, the leader(s) of future society despite the current lack of respect.
EX. 1
Violinist: Violins are teh BEST.
Violist: No...Violists are, as proven by the sexy tone quality and large badonkadonk on the instrument.
EX. 2
ME (violist): Violists will one day rule the world.
Anonymous violin student: HAHAHA...no.
Anonymous orchestra teacher: Actually, he's right.
Violist
Someone who was told by there orchestra teacher to switch to a viola because there were not enough players.
Violinist:Bro look at that violist in the practice room
Bassist:yikes it looks like he's trying to gut a salmon
Violist
That violist felt bad sucking at the violin, so he switched to viola and suddenly became widely acclaimed.