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What is Calabasas?probobly one of the greatest cities on the face of the planet. Harvard University did a study in 2002 about the most desirable place to live on the planet. this study was a Stratified Random Sample (SRS) of every major province in the world. The study took 3 years to complete. The surveyors used a 95% confidence interval. Basically the study was extremely accurate. At the end of the study they found that the united states was the most desirable place to live, they did a sub study and found that of those who wanted to live in the united states or already live in the united states, 82.46% want to live in the state of California; next they found that 92.17% want to live in the southern california area; at a conclusion, they found that the most desirable area in the world to be the intersection between the beaches of malibu and the city of los angeles. AKA CALABASAS! The city is 15 minutes from the beach, 15 minutes from the city. it doesnt have the ghost town feeling of the beach area and it doesnt have the crowded polluted dangerous city feeling. It is the perfect location. The house prices have been booming. Major celebrities from all over live in calabasas or will move to calabasas sooner or later. The Calabasas areas include the west hills portion, and the bell canyon areas of the valley circle. The school has a population of approximately 2000 students. The principle has stated that there has only been 1 school fight in the history of the school. The school is rated as one of the best schools in the country. It is ranked at # 112 out of all the high schools in the nation. The girls at the school are absolutely gorgeous and the guys are probobly some of the most fun around! the parties are always amazing! The city has a very low crime rate. There are many gated communites which house some of the biggest CEOs for fortune 500 companies. THERE IS SOO MUCH WEALTH! the city is ranked the 75th wealthiest zip code out of the 40,000 in the united states!!!! The kids drive mercedes, BMW, m3, lexus, and cadillacs. Just to show off their wealth, the city of calabasas has the biggest rolex on the face of the planet as their clock tower in "The Commons" shopping area. The city has so much life with 3 movie theaters near by. 2 malls and many shopping centers. Everything is located within a 10 minute drive. The city is also known for their mansions in the mountains with beautiful views. and a beautiful lake! I wish i lived in calabasas. It is the best place on earth. i wish i lived in calabasas Calabasas - meme gifCalabasas - videoCalabasas - what is it?Chill, all good, expressing certainty or agreement that something is satisfactory. Adjective. “Do you wanna leave?” What does "Calabasas" mean?Calabasas where calabash cousins make sure to kiss and tell and look really expensive while doing it. They were born made and the dollars dwindle unless they swindled! Calabasas knows how to party! So Cal version of partying means the biggest star 🌟 appears at your toddler's half birthday bash and the favor bags include Gucci iron on patches because even the kids got major swag. While the glam mommies shop and have mommy juice all day long daddy tales a helicopter to his favorite golf course. But they are the middle class version of high class because while near 90210, it is not 90210. Calabasas - what does it mean?Small city in the Los Angeles county area known for its expensive cost of living, small number of rooms (just 4 rooms for 6 people) and expensive smoothies ($29!!). Most often discussed in relation to leaving it to go somewhere else. Just 10 minutes from Malibu, which is sad, because there's nothing happening in Malibu. Let's fly from Calabasas to Chicago, St Louis, and New York. Or anywhere really. Calabasas - meaningrefuge for nouveau riche douchebags fleeing the LA Unified School District - typically insurance salesmen or personal injury attorneys or some other self-motivated, uneducated tasteless buffoons that hondler is so Calabasas. She furnished her house with everything that the designer could unload on her, and was crowing about what a deal she got, even though anyone else could see they unloaded crap on her. Calabasas - definitionaka Catty Bitches Catty Bitches - even worse than the rest of the West Valley. Calabasas - slangstuck up, bitchy, horny, "straight but willing to experiment", rich, slut princesses (with the exception of the minority of genuine people) and many of the guys are self centered egotistical testosterone filled jackasses with their heads shoved so far up their asses they cant see anymore and can go fuck the horses they rode in on twice because they are chauvinistic, condescending, patronizing, manipulative, imbroglio-causing, mannerless, naive, pricks with no respect and it is disgusting how they treat women and think so highly of themselves... then again the way many of the girls around here act, they probably deserve it, if theyre not totally provoking them. "What school do you go to?" CalabasasHome of neurotic lying scum living beyond their means. Here is a user's guide to living in Calabasas: CalabasasOk, so "Did you guys beat calabasas?" CalabasasDante's forgotten 10th circle of hell. Ignorant bastard: Yo dude, I'm gonna move to Calabasas because I heard Britney Spears lives there. |
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