Definder - what does the word mean?

What is CUSTARD?

A term referring to handsome/attractive men of East asian decent.

Girl 1: Ooh girl did you see all the custard at that party last night?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! I even copped some digits!

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CUSTARD - what is it?

cunt bastard

That George Dubya is a right piece of custard.

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What does "CUSTARD" mean?

1. A snack that is best served with jelly from you school canteen.

1. Could i please get a cup of jelly with custard.

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CUSTARD - what does it mean?

When you dont know what to say

Person 1: I made love to a camel
Person 2: Custard

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CUSTARD - meaning

Seminal male ejaculate

"She's got custard dripping down her face"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"

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CUSTARD - definition

When you have been turned down by a woman. Similar to receiving a custard pie in the face

"ha ha custard m8 she didn't like you"

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CUSTARD - slang

Coined in Vancouver WA, it is a local term to indicate and ridicule a person who is bald on top of their head. It is also an alternative to the weak term "skullet." The only notable celebrities to correctly rock the custard are Reggie Bannister, of the Phantasm films, and Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Calling them a custard is a compliment.

That custard better watch his step, or I'll turn his wife and kids into custards too.

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CUSTARD

A portmanteau of customer and retard.

I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.

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CUSTARD

Someone who is a bit of a CUnt and a bit of a basTard.

That doorman is a right fucking custard!!

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CUSTARD

A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.

Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody wordmayonnaise/word. (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)

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