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What is Custard?
A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.
Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody wordmayonnaise/word. (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)
Custard - meme gif
Custard - video
Custard - what is it?
combination of the word "Cunt" & "Bastard"
Keith is a right Custard!
What does "Custard" mean?
When a female, laughs/coughs/sneezes, while she is on her period and a little bit of period blood comes out her vagina.
"Stop making me laugh, i just custarded"
girl 1 - "I'm so sick" *cough*cough*
girl 2 - "Are you on your period?"
girl 1 - "Yeah, how can you tell?"
girl 2 - "I can see your custard"
girl 1 - "HAHAHAH .. .. ha, ha...ah."
girl 2 - "whats wrong?"
girl 1 - "fucking custard."
Custard - what does it mean?
The combination of cunt and bastard.
Shelly has really been a custard since she was dumped by Harold.
Custard - meaning
Someone who is both cunt and a bastard at the same time
That Vladimir Putin is a proper custard
Custard - definition
custard |ËkĘstÉd|
noun
a customer who is retarded emotionally.
ORIGIN - from a check-out chick
Emily: I was working the other day and this 'custard' kept asking for a tomato sauce. Well after the 4th time I dropped tomato sauce on their head.
Custard - slang
A term referring to handsome/attractive men of East asian decent.
Girl 1: Ooh girl did you see all the custard at that party last night?
Girl 2: Hell yeah! I even copped some digits!
Custard
1. A snack that is best served with jelly from you school canteen.
1. Could i please get a cup of jelly with custard.
Custard
When you have been turned down by a woman. Similar to receiving a custard pie in the face
"ha ha custard m8 she didn't like you"
Custard
Coined in Vancouver WA, it is a local term to indicate and ridicule a person who is bald on top of their head. It is also an alternative to the weak term "skullet." The only notable celebrities to correctly rock the custard are Reggie Bannister, of the Phantasm films, and Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Calling them a custard is a compliment.
That custard better watch his step, or I'll turn his wife and kids into custards too.