What is custard?

a yellowy fowl vannilaish liquid that Freek rubs on his nipples

Please, rub the custardharder!

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custard - meme gif

custard - video

Custard - what is it?

dirty pussy juice

"I would have eaten Jenny's snatch, but there was custard dripping out of it so I decided to pass."

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What does "custard" mean?

your bitch; your ho; your pussy; girl you use for sex

Guy 1: Dude, is that your ho?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that's my custard.

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Custard - what does it mean?

Soft Serve ice cream in South Jersey.

"I'd like a medium vanilla custard on a cone with chocolate jimmies."

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Custard - meaning

cunt bastard

That George Dubya is a right piece of custard.

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Custard - definition

When you dont know what to say

Person 1: I made love to a camel
Person 2: Custard

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Custard - slang

Seminal male ejaculate

"She's got custard dripping down her face"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"

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Custard

A portmanteau of customer and retard.

I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.

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Custard

Someone who is a bit of a CUnt and a bit of a basTard.

That doorman is a right fucking custard!!

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Custard

A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.

Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody wordmayonnaise/word. (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)

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