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What is CREEP?
A young, studly man with a particularly good butt (from excessive stair training). A particularly common jargon among young, female Dunkin Donuts employees.
I thought that creep was going to stay there for an hour.... *sigh of longing*
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CREEP - what is it?
A man or woman who breaks social rules in an odd or obsessive way. Usually undesirable, clearly obsessed and somewhat pathetic.
"this creep keeps staring at me, and he drove past my house last night"
What does "CREEP" mean?
A word used, usually as an insult, on someone who's personality or overall behaviour is strange or weird.
Guy 1: That guy John is a damn creep...
Guy 2: I know, he acts like a child and he's nearly 23...
CREEP - what does it mean?
The one driver in line at a red light who feels the need to creep forward 6", causing everyone behind him- and many in the lane beside- to also creep forward 6". They are known then as "creep sheep".
I hate these creep creeps at every stop light. How much gasoline do they waste?
CREEP - meaning
Any proper noun in the english dictionary that has any relevance to one's state of being, no matter the significance. Used to emphasize both the affirmative complimentary or the negative condescending. Can also be used as a verb (creeping) and adjective (creepy) both with similar definitions.
Hey creep! What are ya creepin on? (positive)
Cuz you're a creep! (negative)
Just quit your creepin (negative)
CREEP - definition
Imma CREEP.
CREEP - slang
An upperclassmen who prays on innocent freshmen because he can't get anyone in his own age group.
"yo, look at marlon k. corwin hittin on that freshman"
"what a CREEP, dog"
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CREEP Definition #2
A CREEP is ANYONE, Male or Female, with Icky or Undesirable Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #3).
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPS #2
5. Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties and Other Social Events.
6. Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Their Balls While Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date.
7. All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes.
8. Guys who tell you How Great They Are at Martial Arts, so they CAN TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
9. Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses Who Tell You how Worthless their Husbands are, While The Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them.
10. All Swingers.
11. White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age.
12. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
13. Women who shave their Eyebrows & have them Tattooed on.
14. Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes.
15. Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other.
16. Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that they can Comb Your Hair.
17. Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.
I wish that CREEP Would Stop Hanging Her Tits in My Husband's Face at our Daughter's Birthday Party.
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CREEP Definition #3
A CREEP is ANYONE, Male or Female, with Icky or Undesirable Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #2).
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPS #3
18. All Adulterers.
19. Tattooed Single-Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
20. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off &To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
21. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
22. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters &/or Step Daughters.
23. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
24. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
25. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
26. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night & at Work.
27. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.
28. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
29. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
30. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays & Act Like Nothing is Wrong.
That Little Guy at Church with the Goatee Beard and Russian "Mail-Order Bride" "Half His Age" who "Hits On" Everyone is One Big Creep.
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CREEP #1
A CREEP is ANYONE, Male or Female, with Icky or Undesirable Behavior or Persona (see Creep #2 & #3).
Creeps Can “Give Off” A Molester/Rapist, Sex-Fiend, Lurker Vibe.
Many Times, Creeps Are Sociopathic (they Socially Prey on People) & have “Fake Charming Voices” (see Worm Tongue).
The Male Creeps, Many Times, Sport Sparse Goatees & Usually Wear Sunglasses & are Sometimes Physically Fit, so that they can Rape More Often.
Many Female Creeps Are TATTOOED & Are “Betty Page” Look Alikes & Wannabees that have Leopard Skin Clothing Fetishes. Sometimes, they look like plain housewives.
Creeps are Always Looking to Get Laid.
Some Common Examples of Creeps (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary)
1. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
2. All ADULTS who Try to HAVE SEX WITH Teenagers By Acting Cool through the Use of Drugs, Materialism, Music or Literature. This includes Most College Professors, many High School Teachers, Some Step-Fathers & Recreational Church Leaders.
3. Most Guys Who Have Mail-Order/Trophy Wives Half their Age out of Eastern Europe & China.
4. Married Men Who “Come On” to You While They Are Bringing their Children to School, Day Care, Church or the YMCA. (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary).
That Little Guy Reiner with the Goatee Beard & Dark Sun Glasses Who Keeps Trying to Have Sex With My Mother is One Little CREEP.