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What is Goatee?Typical brand of a douchebag. They assume that girls automatically want to sleep with them because of it, but really it looks more like glued on pubes. See also soul patch and facial pubes. Girl1:Hey did you see Graham today? He has a goatee. Goatee - meme gifGoatee - videoGoatee - what is it?As Mark deep throated Miguel, and Miguel withdrew he commented that Mark had a nice goatee aka prison pussy What does "Goatee" mean?What douches use to identify their douchebaggery. The safest way there is to make sure no member of the opposite sex whatsoever even thinks about you twice. Girl #1 - Hey, look at that guy's goatee! Goatee - what does it mean?A particular beard and mustach that is grown for the Sir, you have a very handsome Goatee. May I try a ride on it? Goatee - meaningWhat the kids in those pictures are trying to grow. Kids in the pictures: Dude, look at this goatee I grew...shit took me a week to grow. I'm gonna post a pic of it on urbandictionary. Goatee - definitionA person with hair on their chin and mouth. Let's watch the man with the ridiculous goatee on his face. Goatee - slangYou:"What's a goatee?" GoateeA style of facial hair from 1992 for ugly fucks and city boys that still want to look tough, but don't have the ability to grow a real beard. Every time I see a man with a goatee, I think... I used to fuck guys like you in prison. GoateeThe act of dipping your balls into a girls ass. Then following that up with her performing oral sex on you, thereby slapping your dirty poo covered balls into her chin thus creating the image of the young lady having a goatee. I gave this chick such a goatee last night that she could have passed for a terrorist. GoateeAwesome combinations of facial hair on the chin and upper lip Kelsey "geez tom that goatee is super sexy, maybe you should lather that bad boy up with some paw paw!" |
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