What is CRACKED A FAT?

Phrase, to "crack a fat", to get an erection.

Possibly related to the British phrase to "crack one off", to masturbate successfully.

"Crack a fat" is commonly used in Australia.

The teacher wanted me to solve the equation on the blackboard, but I'd cracked a fat (being 15 and all) and was afraid to stand up.

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CRACKED A FAT - video

CRACKED A FAT - what is it?

To obtain or gain an erection
Aussie phrase

"He was so drunk he couldn't even Crack a fat"

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What does "CRACKED A FAT" mean?

what happens to me when your mother enters the room

damn i'm gonna need a cold shower after this!

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CRACKED A FAT - what does it mean?

to obtain an erection, or hard on

dont crack a fat over her cuz she will look like her mother in 10 years

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CRACKED A FAT - meaning

to achieve an erection

jak couldn't crack a fat! how embarassing

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CRACKED A FAT - definition

To gain an erection

I seen her panties as she bent over and I cracked a fat right there and then.

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CRACKED A FAT - slang

To gain an erection,male penis becomes long and hard.

on looking at your girlfriend i have cracked a fat

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CRACKED A FAT

Commonly used Australian term, to obtain an erection. Can often be used as an insult in a comical sense.

Moff CRACKED A FAT!!!!!

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CRACKED A FAT

if one is said to be cracking a fat, they are gaining an erection

When i saw Burnsy's Mum i cracked a fat

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CRACKED A FAT

To open a nice cold beer.

Hey barkeep Crack a Fat for me.

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