Definder - what does the word mean?

What is CMS?

An overly expensive piece of survey equipment that is pushed into an underground cavity (void) by the errant surveyor. This $120,000Aus lemming is then left for half an hour, amongst a rain of 2 ton plus sized rocks in a bid to create a 3D model of the stope. The model therein created allows the engineer to 'reconcile' the stope, or compare a model as opposed to actual void shape. This task usually ends the surveyor getting blamed for a poor CMS, when in fact it is the engineers poor design and inexperience that has left half of the gold on the footwall of the stope.....

Go and get a CMS of the stope survey monkey, we think you marked out the rings wrong.....usual reply is: learn how to design rings and you will recover all the ore...fool

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CMS - video


CMS - what is it?

Though regarded by professionals as superior to CASHS, the students know that's not true.

CMS IS TRASSSSHHHH

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What does "CMS" mean?

a place regarded in various religions as a spiritual realm of evil and suffering, often traditionally depicted as a place of perpetual fire beneath the earth where the wicked are punished after death.

I have spent 3 years suffering in CMS...

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CMS - what does it mean?

Columbian Messianic Society. An independent black and white comic. CMS gained instant fame from legal troubles over unauthorized use of the images of JonBenet Ramsey and John Walker Lindh.

Mentally unstable people seem to really enjoy that comic book CMS.

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CMS - meaning

Chronic Masturbation Syndrome-Having and giving into the urge of masturbating all the tiimmmeeee until its to the point of it being unhealthy.

Brian u have cms. theres no excuse for having a jizz carpet in your den nd white stains on your computer chair cmon dude.Brian: NO I DONT U GUYS R SO GAY. Look you need help and if its an intervention that you need tthats what its ganna have to be because brian theres always help.

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CMS - definition

Cost Minimizing Strategy, sometimes can refer to Cost Maximizing Strategy, but mostly for minimizing.

I love CMS. It explains so much of economics.

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CMS - slang

Check My Status. When someone asks you what you mean, but you've just said it in your FB or other social networking site status.

Lacee: Did you see it on TV?

Vivianne: What the fuck are you talking about?

Lacee: CMS!!!

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CMS

Accronym for "Content Management System".

Mambo, a customizable CMS is free, but a pain to install.

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CMS

C.M.S = Cock Meat Sandwhich
CMS = the act of sucking ones dick

You better get hungry real quick because you got CMS waiting...

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CMS

The worst school district in the world. There are no funds to do anything constructive or help students to do well. Their are too many students and not enough teachers. This results in large class sizes, so students do not get any kind of individual attention whatsoever. There are only two levels of courses. Honors, for the gifted students, and standard for the students who are really stupid or do not try. There are no courses for the average, middle of the road person who WANTS to learn.The lunchrooms are disgusting, the food is cheap, and unhealthy. They also feed the students old, expired food that should be thrown out.The restrooms are just as awful. There is writing all over the stalls, and you're lucky if you have toilet paper, or soap to wash your hands with. At almost all of the schools, fights are a common thing. Students come to class with wepons, drugs, and god only knows what else. Never send your child to a CMS school. It is the fast track to failure.

Student 1: "I hate CMS." Student 2: "I know! I'm failing all of my classes because I was sick with food poisoning from the garbage they serve for lunch. None of my teachers will help me get caught up!" Student 1:"You're fucked."

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