Definder - what does the word mean?

What is economics?

A last name of a greek family, usually consisting of a sexy, smart, and all round perfect middle child named Kristian.

Yo shawty, you part of the economou family?
Ye, but I wish I was Kristian

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Economics - what is it?

time when the economy is struggling due to selfish or greedy law makers

"She isn't very hard on us about selling yearbook ads because of the economicness."

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What does "economics" mean?

A class taught to most high school students about how a society manages its scarce resources. It is comprised of a handful of mildly persuasive concepts pumped full of jargon and needlessly represented by graphs to deter intelligent people from realizing that this is not a real science.

Much like intelligent design, economics is a popular psuedo-science that intellectual humans would overlook.

The self-proclaimed “social science” contrastingly strives to ignore more of human nature every few years with a book written by a middle-aged man who realizes that he is not smart enough to discover anything new in a real science.

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Economics - what does it mean?

The way you find out how fucked up a country is!
And how the government is stealing from its citizens!!!
>:(

dont have example srry
just take economics class it opens ur eyes :)

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Economics - meaning

Economics is about creating good outcomes for human beings.

Economics isn't meant to explain everything, but it is good for establishing parameters, distinguishing relationships, identifying issues, clarifying options and providing an analytical framework.

Economics can establish criteria by which governmental decisions can be made.

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Economics - definition

-A social science discipline with a contemporaneous logical framework that's based completely on the assumption that scarcity is a problem intrinsic to society. The effect of which justifies greed as a virtue.

-An institutional requirement for dime-a-dozen business majors, usu. taught by middle-aged, overly opinionated, white males in need of serious cultural experiences.

-Taught by sports coaches in high school as the study of "common sense."

Teacher: "Economics studies how a society chooses to allocate its scarce resources among alternative uses."

Student: "What if the society's resources cease to be scarce?"

Teacher: "How is that even possible?"

Student: "The society's productivity meets or exceeds the point of what it needs to sustain itself."

Teacher: "But individual material DESIRES are infinite!"

Student: "Only in a society that breeds such nonsense."

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Economics - slang

a "science" created by a group of middle-aged, bearded men called "economists" to ensure that anything they say can never be proven wrong

Steve: Dude, you really f'd up on that predication!
Economist: Well if one looks at it from a non-inflationary enviorment, disregarding the laffer curve, then my hypothesis was in fact correct. Its Economics 101

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Economics

The study of fufilling ones unlimited wants using the Earth's limited resources.

"It's pure economics! Since our resource of TV writers is scarce, we're stuck with crappy reality shows!"

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Economics

The study of choice in the face of scarcity.

Ignorant people who post idiotic definitions have scarce resources.

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Economics

The allocation of scarce resources that have alternative uses.

Everyone should have a basic understanding of economics to be an educated citizen

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