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What is Kristian?
Kristian is a beautiful white boy with a very large cock. He can rap like Eminem and can play football like Haaland. He gets all the girls and can’t wait to beat up his mum
Do you know Kristian? People call him Daddy
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Kristian - video
Kristian - what is it?
The most understated name in history, normally owned by only the most epically awesome, amazing, sexy, cultured, blunt, witty and intelligent people.
Kristians start off life with a huge amount of patience but are usually worn down into grumpy gits over time simply by one stupid question, see example.
Unfortunately the name Kristian (for the males) has had a reputation beat down in recent times, see google images with safe search off, and Eastenders and Hollyoaks characters.
Ever defiant, Kristians will no doubt embark on a Krusade to claim back the manliness of the title bestowed upon them as they never take shit off anyone, which can be detrimental to their life in many cases.
Kristians are a very misunderstood group due to their immense bluntness mostly by pussies who can't take being told about life in black and white, they are simple but intelligent beings and are believed to be the descendants of higher beings from a time long forgotten.
Not so smart, smart arse: ''are you a Christian, Kristian?''
Kristian (age below 20): ''no''
Not so smart, smart arse: ''are you a Christian, Kristian?''
Kristian (age above 20): ''no I'm a fukin Mooooslim!'' useually folllowed by ''that ruined your crap joke didn't it''
What does "Kristian" mean?
Kind , Loving , can be a little annoying. Will go out of their way to embarrass themself for others. Loud , violent and Agressive but can be really funny and entertaining.
Kristian is a great person to be around.
Kristian - what does it mean?
The definition of cute. He is so handsome and loving and his eyes are like a puppy. So cute.
Kristian is so cute.
Kristian - meaning
usually a well groomed individual, with a charming smile, and body built like zues. most of the time kristians are very athletic and known for their speed and quickness. kristians are very gud looking, and women are naturally attracted to him. Kristians are the best lovers and know how to satisfy the ladies.
-"wow that guy gets all the ladies"
-"yeah i know, what a Kristian!"
Kristian - definition
Kristian is the name of a pretty great guy. He probably has tan skin, glasses, a nice jaw line, and a pretty nice head of hair. If you're really lucky, he's tall as all hell. They're pretty fun to be around, and will just make your day without even trying. Little do you know, it wasn't so effortless. He trys his hardest every single day to make his friends and loved ones happy. what he hopes for the most is that people notice the things he does for other people and the amount of time he sacrifices. He truly cares about other people more than himself, and wouldn't hesitate for a second to help someone he cares about out when they need it the most. Even when he has to be painfully honest. If you have a Kristian in your life, you're lucky as hell. If you're in love with one, you should be happy to know that he'd be happy to take up a relationship with basically any down to earth person. If a Kristian is in love with you, you're the coolest person on the planet. If you don't love him back, hang around him more, he'll grow on you.
Did you see the birthday gift he got him/her? He's such a Kristian!
I can't believe I'm dating a Kristian, I'm the luckiest guy/girl on the planet!
Kristian - slang
The perfect man, loving, caring, sexy, the best lover ever...
I love Kristian...
Kristian
The sexy and popular male that everybody falls in love with immediately. Kristians are very sexual and are known to have big cocks and a six pack. Kristians are also very athletic and are known to be great bikers. No one can dislike a Kristian.
That guy is such a Kristian.
Wow! That biker's name must be Kristian!
Kristian is great in bed!
That sexy guy must be a Kristian.
Kristian
Kristian is so Kristian
Kristian
The most amazing person ever! Always finding ways to have fun and do crazy things. Will do anything to make you feel better even if it makes him look stupid and will probably embarrass you. He doesn’t care what other people think. Very loud! He always smells good. Lives life to the fullest always having fun. He always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. This is the kristian I know, I would be lost without him.
This one guy named Kristian that is AMAZING!!