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What is CLS?
Cock Loving Slut: A promiscuous woman who can't get enough penis.
Jamal: That bitch Sam is a CLS!
CJ: Fo' shizz, throw some D's on that bitch!
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CLS - what is it?
A free website where people go to post, and talk about, all sorts of things. CL or Craigslist was started in San Francisco and now has boards for many major cities in the US and the world. It has become a major source of entertainment and distraction in the work place.
I found my job, my appartment, my roomates and I bitched about my day on CL.
What does "CLS" mean?
i cl i feel so ugly
CLS - what does it mean?
Abbreviation of “Chi Lun Sin”, Cantonese phrase meaning “fucking crazy”.
Chi Sin = Crazy/Mad/Insane; Lun = Penis/when used in the middle of a phrase it translates into “fucking”.
“Nei dou cls geh.” You are fucking crazy.
“Cls kui warn dou ho din.” Fucking mad he/she got really wild.
CLS - meaning
Cock licking Schmuck!.. self explanatory.
Alex Trebek: "Welcome back to Jeapordy."
Contestant 3 John: "I'll take Acronyms for 200 please."
Trebek: "CLS."
Contestant 3 John: "What is a Cock Licking Schmuck?"
Trebek: "Correct."
Contestant 2 Carl: "Hey wait, those are my initials!"
CLS - definition
CLS - Conditional Lowering of Standards
Coined in the UK, the state at which you hook up with someone below the level you normally would due to intense inebriation.
Person 1: WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THEM?!
Person 2: Don't worry, it was just my CLS kicking in.
CLS - slang
Cory Light Syndrome:: Your penis is so small, you have to have a magnifying glass and tweezers to put it away and/or find it.
I tried having sex with that dude, but he has major CLS.
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I just quit CLS!
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Cucumber Lifesaver Syndrome - when a man's penis is too big to fit in a tight vagina.
Similar to if you tried to fit a cucumber through a lifesaver candy.
Extra lube had to be used becuase they had CLS
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Chin Landing Strip, a strongly-defined soul patch beard, used to guide a penis into a precise landing pattern so that the cock enters the CLS owner's eager mouth.
A CLS is a mustacheless variation of prison pussy.
That weird old man clipped his whiskers into a CLS. His CLS encourages more and more dicks to come in for a landing.